2016 CFB Week 3 Open Thread

[Jake]

That was an impressive FG attempt by Bama.

 

[Bucklion]

Ohio State's SOS potentially takes one hell of a pounding today. BGSU soils itself in the second half, goes down by 20. B1G teams shooting blanks and showing no spine on defense. It's not good folks. Geez, I hope the Buckeyes look dominating tonight.

Gotta take care of biz and it won't matter

 

[bukIpower]

They're a joke and always have been a joke... still slow outside linebackers, still no offense line play, zero productivity out of their tailback, and still relying on a tall immobile QB to go down the field to WRs that can't catch

Oh and nice to see Dymonte Thomas not let me down again... my God if I'm scum I'd get him off the field and put peppers back at safety again. DYMONTE THOMAS is horrendous

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Dryden]

Fuck that, they should have formed a big Vaj and marched a peepee in and out of it

I like the language, "any offense triggered."

They're not apologizing for the half time show, they're apologizing for Baylor fans that felt offended.

 

[NFBuck]

Ohio State's SOS potentially takes one hell of a pounding today. BGSU soils itself in the second half, goes down by 20. B1G teams shooting blanks and showing no spine on defense. It's not good folks. Geez, I hope the Buckeyes look dominating tonight.

Remember early 2014? The B1G looked like a vomit smoothie in September. By the end of the year, there were arguments it was the strongest conference in the country.

Moral of the story? Don't sweat September.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Ohio State's SOS potentially takes one hell of a pounding today. BGSU soils itself in the second half, goes down by 20. B1G teams shooting blanks and showing no spine on defense. It's not good folks. Geez, I hope the Buckeyes look dominating tonight.

Fuck the rest of the conference. Bunch of worthless moochers. We'll always be fine

 

[Bucklion]

Michigan RBs are as fast as sludge in Calista Flockharts colon

 

[Jagdaddy]

So far, I'm watching this CU-scUM game with "an enthusiasm unknown to mankind".

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Colorado with a 50-yard pass completion.

 

[Bucklion]

Colorado running through them like sperm through a Khardashian

 

[TooTall]

It's not even October yet! You still have September Heisman's to win, scUM!

 

[Dryden]

Michigan RBs are as fast as sludge in Calista Flockharts colon

Evans hits the hole like NFL Trent Richardson

 

[Jaxbuck]

everybody sing along!!!!!

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Colorado with a 50-yard pass completion.

It would have been longer but scUM's secondary is the best in the nation. Credit to them for saving a would be touchdown.