Game Thread 2015 National Championship Game: (2) Oregon vs. (4) Ohio State, Jan 12th @ 8:30p ET, ESPN

[BUCKYLE]

I like Letterman. Funnier than Leno by a Cardale deep ball and he's a legit football fan.

"Sorry, "recruit A", I would have been here for the in-home visit earlier, but I was in NYC taping Letterman because we won the National Championship by...what did Dave say...pounding the Oregon Ducks."



He's a fucking rockstar and TSUN hired a damn lunatic.

 

[Telekinesis]

I liked the way that went. Letterman was very respectful and brought up some good (and hilarious) points.

 

[SloopyHangOn]

dose abs[/no homo]

NTTAWWT

 

[BUCKYLE]

dose abs[/no homo]

There's nothing gay about loving Ezekiel Elliott. It's the second most masculine thing a straight male can legally do. First is growing a beard. #3? Chopping down a Sequoia with a pocket knife. #4? Salmoning the Sugar Bowl rep.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

I think it'll be, in no particular order:

Cardale Jones
Braxton Miller
J.T. Barrett
Ezekiel Elliott

But seriously, I have no idea. If I had to guess, TCU will not be there. I think they have a rude awakening coming.

I'll go with:

Notre Dame
Ohio State
Georgia
Arizona

U of A nooooo way

 

[Mike80]

I think it'll be, in no particular order:

Cardale Jones
Braxton Miller
J.T. Barrett
Ezekiel Elliott

But seriously, I have no idea. If I had to guess, TCU will not be there. I think they have a rude awakening coming.

I'll go with:

Notre Dame
Ohio State
Georgia
Arizona

Until Arizona finds a QB that doesn't throw like a girl when he has some pressure on him, I don't think they'll get there.

 

[Aubie414]

Congrats to the Buckeyes for winning it all Monday night and Congrats to Ezekiel Elliott for showing that he is the best tailback in the nation with his speed, power and vision, he won me over as one of his biggest fans because he was the true buzz saw that every team ran into... MOST IMPORTANTLY, thanks for allowing me to post the picture at the bottom on all of my Bama fan's facebook timelines with the caption:

THIS IS HOW BAMA FANS ARE WATCHING THIS GAME...LOL

 

[Mike80]

 

[SloopyHangOn]

I'm scared and confused.

 

[Mike80]

I'm scared and confused.

so were Bama fans that night

 

[Honor&Glory]

There's nothing gay about loving Ezekiel Elliott. It's the second most masculine thing a straight male can legally do. First is growing a beard. #3? Chopping down a Sequoia with a pocket knife. #4? Salmoning the Sugar Bowl rep.

I gotta ask because I'm clueless. What's with the salmon thing?

 

[MaxBuck]

I gotta ask because I'm clueless. What's with the salmon thing?

They swim upstream to spawn, then they die.

 

[kujirakira]

I know I've already had my Sheldon Cooper moment of the day in the PSU thread...

but I imagine swimming against the current is a metaphor used by RB and/or OLine group for getting hard fought yards on the ground against a defense.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Lol, Max.

 

[BUCKYLE]

They swim upstream to spawn, then they die.

That's patently false. They swim upstream because they're trying to find Zeke and give him one last high five, or "salmon patty", as it's called by them.