And one more thing I forgot to mention: Oregon actually called a timeout right before the TD that ran up the score.Thanks for including this note LJB. Excellent retort when/if needed.
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And one more thing I forgot to mention: Oregon actually called a timeout right before the TD that ran up the score.Thanks for including this note LJB. Excellent retort when/if needed.
The SEC's title run has come to a permanent end - SB Nation: http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...he-secs-title-run-has-come-to-a-permanent-end
In late October everyone was tripping all over there trucknuts at SEC speed to say that were going to have 3 out of 4 playoff teams be from the Southeast. Now I'll give you the fact that 75% in the south is technicaly a B+ but what happened later was a udder failure as SEC West teams went 2-5. It should come as no suprise to anyone who watches football that the once "best" conference is now basically minor league college football.
It's satire all the way through. There are plenty of other spelling errors littered throughout the "article".
The thing is though....I can't take this too seriously because of this passage:
If you're going to slap an entire region of the country as unsophisticated (amongst other things), you should probably know the difference between 'udder' and 'utter'...I know there is a disclaimer at the top of the story but there were no other references to complete the joke that I saw.
Like, say...after reading this?
'Sides if we didn't make that last score I wouldn't have won the last quarter in the pool! 50 bucks! Baby!!There's no such thing as "running up the score" in a national championship game. That's just crybaby stuff.
Running up the score would be throwing touchdown passes with 5 minutes left in a 66-3 home rout versus tiny Nicholls State, as Oregon did in Helfrich's debut.
Anybody want to help pitch in a buy a billboard proclaiming our national championship in Ft. Worth, Texas. As a resident of Dallas I can not begin to explain how annoying those TCU fans have been the past month and they still wont shut up about how they deserved to be there more than us.
Anybody want to help pitch in a buy a billboard proclaiming our national championship in Ft. Worth, Texas. As a resident of Dallas I can not begin to explain how annoying those TCU fans have been the past month and they still wont shut up about how they deserved to be there more than us.
I'm seeing a lot of this today...arguments for Mariota to come back. That would be galactically stupid. As it stands right now, he's a sure-fire top-5 (if not #1 overall) pick. All he does by coming back is run the risk of becoming another cautionary tale like Matt Barkley. He ain't winning a national title. Go get paid.You know I was starting to think Duck fan was taking this well but as more articles and columns come out....fuck 'em. Urban should have went for two.
http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/or..._ohio_states_thumping_g.html#incart_big-photo
You know I was starting to think Duck fan was taking this well but as more articles and columns come out....fuck 'em. Urban should have went for two.
http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/or..._ohio_states_thumping_g.html#incart_big-photo