2014 TSUN Shenanigans and Arguments

[NFBuck]

In a perfect world, Gardner and Hackysack combine for 22 turnovers, scUM racks up -57 yards rushing to the pedtards' -58, the game goes into a million over times full of fumbles and missed FGs, and the officials end the game shortly after 3 am by smacking both Hoke and Franklin across the face with a glove and awarding both teams a loss.

 

[matcar]

The fact that this game is the Big Ten prime time game next week should be the final post in the "Big Ten is Irrelevant" thread, and the thread should then be shut down, as more than enough would have been said.

BOOM.

 

[Bucklion]

Opening lines are out

scUM is -1 1/2 favorite in the B1G limp dick/cripple fight of the week game vs PSU.

Michigan is 2-4 with a loss to Nova and they are favored...let that sink in.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Michigan is 2-4 with a loss to Nova and they are favored...let that sink in.

....over a team that was able to overcome the awesomeness of Nova.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So, why aren't we having an official BP road trip up to this clown show? Tickets will be cheap and I'll drive. Let's do this.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So, why aren't we having an official BP road trip up to this clown show? Tickets will be cheap and I'll drive. Let's do this.

I took care of the tickets

 

[Saw31]

Rapists vs child rapists.

Hmmmmm...Gotta pick the lesser of two weevils...

 

[NFBuck]

Think they'll keep the 100K attendance sham up another week? It's all they have left...

 

[Muck]

Did somebody say cripple fight?!

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

Think they'll keep the 100K attendance sham up another week? It's all they have left...

Their next home game wouldn't surprise me only because it's PSU, but IU and Maryland? Yeah unless they beat PSU (possible) and MSU (LOLOLOLOLOL), that will be one fantastic job by their head counter to get to 100k.

 

[kujirakira]

Maybe they use the Lightning distance method?
One - One Thousand
Two - Two Thousand
...
One Hundred - One Hundred Thousand!!

 

[lvbuckeye]

It's obvious that they count tickets sold rather than actual attendance. They announced 102k last week. There were a LOT more than eight thousand empty seats. I'm guessing the actual number was closer to 85-90k.

 

[Palpie]

They could just count all their fatass fans that take up two 'seats' in that hole as two ppl.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Ha. RichRod would turn them down.

I don't know about that, he does like money a lot.

 

[kujirakira]

It's obvious that they count tickets sold rather than actual attendance. They announced 102k last week. There were a LOT more than eight thousand empty seats. I'm guessing the actual number was closer to 85-90k.

Yea that goes w/o saying. Whenever any team publishes attendance figures it's going to be the official number that was sold rather than actual attendance.
That said, when you're selling large chunks to 3rd party corporations at prices that they can literally hand them out for free promotions... that "sold" number becomes absolutely worthless.