2010 TSUN offseason arguments & shenanigans

[TDunk]

The best analogy I could come up with for the _ichigan football program is this: They are like the singing frog from the WB.

That's why their fanbase seems so delusional. They see/hear about them over winter conditioning, spring practice, the spring game, "voluntary" workouts, and fall practice. And they hear that sweet melody.

But then the team takes the field and it croaks. They don't understand it and it is driving them insane. I expect to see coach rod wearing 20 wristbands to try and get the team to sing.

Nothing is working though. After this year, you'll see coach rod dragged out of ann arbor in a straight jacket.

An extremely interesting coincidence: the frogs name is _ichigan J Frog.:scum4:

 

[BB73]

TSUN J. Frog - I had forgotten his name.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDEkxBjIM4&feature=related"]YouTube - Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show- The Singing Frog[/ame]

 

[buxfan4life]

I saw this on MLive and laughed, because it holds a lot of truth:

Life is Great for people who hate UM fans.
Rich Rod could piss on your face and you'd say it was refreshing. When are you going to stop acting like this Michigan team is one of the all-time greats? All they've proven is that they look pretty good against the third team defense.

 

[Tlangs]

I saw this on MLive and laughed, because it holds a lot of truth:

I should [censored] on Rich Rod's face.

 

[tundra1]

I should [censored] on Rich Rod's face.

You can. I won't. Don't want any part of me that close to Rich Rod's face. It's a trust issue.

 

[woofermazing]

You can. I won't. Don't want any part of me that close to Rich Rod's face. It's a trust issue.

Plus he might enjoy it.

 

[TDunk]

When did they change the motto to "All Out"?

 

[Tlangs]

You can. I won't. Don't want any part of me that close to Rich Rod's face. It's a trust issue.

I'll just mail him a bag of shit with a note for him to rub his face in it.

 

[BB73]

Eric Kuselias, who attended TSUN's law school, was just interviewing Jerrod Johnson (aTm QB), who already has a degree in kinesiology. After mentioning that in the intro, Kuselias said "that's the study of motion .. I had to look that one up personally ...".

I guess he was trying to act impressed to be nice to the guest, but I'm calling bull[censored]. How can a TSUN fan who makes a living covering college football not know the definition of the major for a high percentage of TSUN football players over the last decade?

 

[Oh8ch]

How can a TSUN fan who makes a living covering college football not know the definition of the major for a high percentage of TSUN football players over the last decade?

Because he also attended UM.

Apparently that word never made his weekly word list.

 

[Buckeye86]

bad news guys, Michigan quarterbacks are starting to complete their passes into the flats, we are fucked!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tt7q9_mcz0&"]YouTube- Denard Robinson Every Snap Spring Game 2010[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YIYzL3Mi-s&"]YouTube- Tate Forcier Every Snap Spring Game 2010[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMUWE6xSxY&"]YouTube- Devin Gardner Every Snap Spring Game 2010[/ame]

 

[exhawg]

RichRod's real response - College Football - Rivals.com

I'm surprised they didn't suspend the team from bowl games for the next 3 years, but I guess DickRod has already taken care of that.

 

[BB73]

As part of the TSUN response, they said that players who missed classes were told by S&C coaches to "push a 45-pound weight for 200 yards".

I'm calling BS on that.

 

[Tlangs]

It is unacceptable that there have been no shenanagins since 5/25

 

[Buckeye86]

It is unacceptable that there have been no shenanagins since 5/25

I really thought there would be more mocking of the videos I posted.

In those videos, the defense looks slow as shit and pathetic, the QBs throw 80% of the time to the flats, they never, ever make it through more than two reads in their progression, and more often than not if their very first read in the flat is not open they tuck it and run.

They are in serious, serious trouble once again this year when they play against a team that has an even mildly competent defensive coordinator. It should be fun to watch.

I don't really know if that counts as shenanigans or not, but fuck Michigan and fuck their quarterbacks, they suck and need a lot of work.

I guarantee that they will have some extremely inopportune turnovers next year that will cost them at least a few games. Throw in the fact that the defense is even more pathetic than the offense and they will be lucky to break .500.