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2010 Celeb Death Prediction Thread

G. W. Bush. He's gonna slip and fall in a puddle of oil in his back yard while asking Bin Laden if he wants a martini. Then, Kanye West is gonna die from laughter. Literally.

Then, Gilbert Arenas or Javaris Crittendon....and the other will be the killer. Gilbert will still refuse to pay him the gambling debt and he'll most likely think it's just cheaper to kill him...or J.C. will kill him because he still refuses to pay, then Antawn Jamison will have to make another public apology on behalf of the killer.

Finally, Charles Barkley. He'll die one of two ways...or maybe both. He'll go to Vegas and rack up another huge debt and then the Russian/Asian mob will take him out. Or he'll just get full-blown AIDS from a prostitute in Arizona.
 
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My horse in the news again:

The Superficial - Gary Coleman arrested for domestic violence

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Seen here taking the world's angriest midget mugshot, Gary Coleman was arrested on domestic violence in Utah on Saturday. E! News reports:

Coleman's latest arrest follows his wife's bust last July for suspicion of domestic violence and disorderly conduct in the same Utah town.

The duo, who married in August 2007, had already started divorce proceedings and made an appearance on Divorce Court in 2008. They had since reconciled...until Saturday's squabble.

Okay, let's be realistic here, who is Gary Coleman really committing any type of traumatic domestic violence against? A shoe? The leg of a coffee table? Small kittens? C'mon. If I was the first officer on the scene and someone told me Gary Coleman assaulted them, I'd shoot them for wasting my time. Or suggest they buy shin guards if I've got Internal Affairs breathing down my neck.
 
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