G. W. Bush. He's gonna slip and fall in a puddle of oil in his back yard while asking Bin Laden if he wants a martini. Then, Kanye West is gonna die from laughter. Literally.
Then, Gilbert Arenas or Javaris Crittendon....and the other will be the killer. Gilbert will still refuse to pay him the gambling debt and he'll most likely think it's just cheaper to kill him...or J.C. will kill him because he still refuses to pay, then Antawn Jamison will have to make another public apology on behalf of the killer.
Finally, Charles Barkley. He'll die one of two ways...or maybe both. He'll go to Vegas and rack up another huge debt and then the Russian/Asian mob will take him out. Or he'll just get full-blown AIDS from a prostitute in Arizona.
Then, Gilbert Arenas or Javaris Crittendon....and the other will be the killer. Gilbert will still refuse to pay him the gambling debt and he'll most likely think it's just cheaper to kill him...or J.C. will kill him because he still refuses to pay, then Antawn Jamison will have to make another public apology on behalf of the killer.
Finally, Charles Barkley. He'll die one of two ways...or maybe both. He'll go to Vegas and rack up another huge debt and then the Russian/Asian mob will take him out. Or he'll just get full-blown AIDS from a prostitute in Arizona.
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