2010 Celeb Death Prediction Thread

[OSUsushichic]

Jayson Williams

 

[buxfan4life]

Forwarded to Secret Service. Practice that "It's a joke!!" line in the mirror.

They just contacted me. They said they are sending her next six months worth of itinerary over FedEx today.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

The Buzz Log - Searches Surround Casey Johnson's Death - Yahoo! Buzz

I've never heard of her, but I suppose it counts

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Keith Jackson

I could not get that lucky. He has to un-retire at least 6 more times just to make me mute a few games. Barn Childress and San Antonio Holmes said so.

My vote it Brittany Murphy. Oh wait.........

 

[wadc45]

Does this still count as a celebrity?

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this morning, according to TMZ:

We're told Coleman was transported at 8:03 AM from Custom Hotel in Los Angeles where he was staying.
His rep is still trying to confirm what happened -- but people who were with Coleman told the rep there were signs of a seizure.

Dammit. Wrong midget again, God. Is it really that hard to hit Tila Tequila? I know she's ridiculously tiny, so if that's the case, just be upfront with us. No one's here to judge.

 

[NFBuck]

I'm gonna go out on a limb...Rich Rodriguez. I say he dies in a blast when he attempts to dry off a whole tray of silverwear in the microwave.

 

[wadc45]

Here's one of the four dozen names sears threw out:

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Comedian Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend and his reps have now confirmed it was a suicide attempt involving several stab wounds. Page Six reports:

Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding.
"We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction.

Considering Artie Lange spends 98% of his day turning his body into a massive tankard of barbiturates, I'm having a hard time feeling sorry since he probably didn't feel a thing or remembers what the fuck happened. To put things in perspective, I guarantee you this is a man who's woke up at least once with a harpoon sticking out of his chest only to shrug it off and order 20 pizzas.

GET. SOME. GODDAMN. HELP.

 

[Bleed S & G]

Regis.. it just came to me.. mark it down.

 

[sandgk]

And I'm shocked no one has mentioned Lawrence Phillips or Joe Paterno

Well that's because he is doing time in maximum lock-up after beating his son Jay to a lifeless pulp. Joe finally cracked around the Nitts Spring Game after his number one son insisted on using a Wii remote control for film walk-throughs of his HD Offense.

 

[Thump]

Jerry Lewis
Artie Lange
Mike Tyson
Amy Winehouse
Richard Karn
Ron White

 

[Muck]

Tiger Woods - after a pitched gun battle with police

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Mohammed Ali
Betty White
Ross Perot
Fidel Castro
Dick Clark

 

[OSUsushichic]

Add Dennis Hopper to the list.

 

[Taosman]

Hopper could live a long time with prostate cancer. Is in town frequently.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Hopper could live a long time with prostate cancer. Is in town frequently.

The cancer is in his bones. He doesn't have much time left.