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2009 TSUN arguments, shenanigans (not football)

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jlb1705;1505116; said:
I draw the line at Red Grange. Regardless, smack talk based on anything that happened more than a century ago is pretty lame. It's like the Reds still hanging their hats on going undefeated in 1869.

Fuck M*ch*g*n.
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Suck it Yankees fans, we were undefeated in 1869!!!
 
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Rita just loves those leopard prints

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1505156; said:
Maybe so, but... in 1927 the Yankees were the best team of all time, ever. As a consequence, P David Robertson (5-11 190), will one day surpass Nolan Ryan as strike out king.
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Sound logic but you forgot one little thing. You don't have BARWIS!!!11!!! to take him from human to superhuman. Without BARWIS!!!!!11!! average undersized humans just stay undersized humans.

Nice try though. Face it The Reds were the first professional baseball team, we were better than everyone else then and once Dusty Baker and Walt Jockety get all of their guys in place we are going to reclaim our rightful spot on top of the baseball universe. Willie Tavaras was the first step in the plan to conquer MLB by taking away all the pinch runners and starting them on our team. Once we have all the pinch runners and you have none how can we lose? I can't believe something this simple isn't obvious to everyone.
 
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Jaxbuck;1505176; said:
Nice try though. Face it The Reds were the first professional baseball team, we were better than everyone else then and once Dusty Baker and Walt Jockety get all of their guys in place we are going to reclaim our rightful spot on top of the baseball universe. Willie Tavaras was the first step in the plan to conquer MLB by taking away all the pinch runners and starting them on our team. Once we have all the pinch runners and you have none how can we lose? I can't believe something this simple isn't obvious to everyone.
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Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh, my god! Einhorn is a man?!
 
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If you need a quick pick-me up, then go ahead and read this.



And now in 2008, Steven Threet stepps in for Henne. Sorry, but ehre at Michigan, QB's roll off the assembly line. Henne stepped in for Navvare, Navarre stepped in for Drew henson, Henson stepped in for Tom Brady, Brady stepped in for brian griese, and on and on an on.


It doesn't matter that they lost Henne. And besdies, Threet is really starting to heat up.
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And the dagger...


Michigan is LOADED with talent.
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This was after the Ntre Ame embarrasment...


All that talent laid to waste....what a fucking shame. RR should be fired right now. Growing pains is one thing, but this is not growing pains. This is a fucking disaster.
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Jaxbuck;1505176; said:
Sound logic but you forgot one little thing. You don't have BARWIS!!!11!!! to take him from human to superhuman. Without BARWIS!!!!!11!! average undersized humans just stay undersized humans.

Nice try though. Face it The Reds were the first professional baseball team, we were better than everyone else then and once Dusty Baker and Walt Jockety get all of their guys in place we are going to reclaim our rightful spot on top of the baseball universe. Willie Tavaras was the first step in the plan to conquer MLB by taking away all the pinch runners and starting them on our team. Once we have all the pinch runners and you have none how can we lose? I can't believe something this simple isn't obvious to everyone.
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Strong come back.

Very strong.
 
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I think Michigan is going to go 11-2, win the Big Ten outright, and beat Ohio State for the first time since 2003

Lets go through the schdule again:

Utah=Michigan is ten times more talented then the Utes, RR is a much better coach then Kyle Whittingham, RR is not going to let his team lose in his first game as head coach, and the players are going to come out hugely motivated because they don't want to lsoe a second straight season and home opener. Combine these four factors and you ahve a 3 or 4 TD blowout for Michigan.

Miami(OH)=they are an MAC team playing at the big house. This will be a whitewash for the Wolverines

at Notre Dame=the Fightless Irish went 3-9 last season, their head coach sucks, Michigan has outscored ND 85-21 the last two seasons, RR is going to be looking to make a statement in his first game against one of the wolverines rivals, and the players will be fired up after weis said to hell with Michigan. This will be a shutout blowout victory for the Wolverines

Wisconsin=its RR's first experience against against a Big ten team, this is offenses first experience against a defense that is actually good, and the Badgers return 8 of 11 starters on both sides of the ball. The Badgers will eke out a close victory in this one

Illinois=Michigan beat Illinois 27-17 last season in Champagne when the illini had Rashard Mendenhall, and Michigan returns most of its defense. So there's no way the Wolverines will lose to illinois in the Big House when the illini no longer have mendenhall. This will be a 10 point victory again for Michigan.

Toledo=(see miami(oh))

at Penn State=I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Michigan losses this game. However, the Nittney lions never have an answer for our running game, and now that they have lost Sean lee for the season, 2008 will be no different. Our defense has put the clamps on their offense the last two years, and now they lose Rodney Kinlaw and Anthony Morelli, while we return most of our defense, so again, 2008 will be no different. Not to mention we've won 9 straight against them overall, including 4 straight at Happy Valley. we are in their heads, and we will continue to be in 2008. Michigan will gut out a clsoe victory in this game.

Michigan State=I shouldn't even have to bother explaining why Michigan will toast the Fartans in this game

at Purdue=Normally i'd be worried about a trip to West Lafayette, but the Boilmakers have no defense in 2008, and by the 9th game of the season, our offense will be in gear. Not to mention joe tiller is going to be too angry at RR to actually coach a good game. Michigan will win this game by at least 10 points.

at Minnesota=the Wolverines ahven't lost to the golden Gophers on the road since 1977, and Minnesota is comnig of a 1-11 season in which they were last in the nation in total defense. its a rivalry game, so this might not be a blowout, but Michigan will still win it

Northwestern=if this game was at ryan Field, i'd be worried, but the Wildcats never beat us at the Big House. This could be a clsoe game, but Michigan will still get the W.

Here's why we will beat Ohio State:

1. Rich Rodriguez brings an offense to Ann Arbor that Ohio State is absolutely horrible and pathetic at defending: the spread offense. Illinois, Florida, and LSU all tore the Buckeyes a new asshole by running the spread offense on them, and the Buckeyes defense crumbled like toothpicks each time. RR is the God-father of the spread offense, and he's going to find ways to pick apart the weaknesses in Ohio States overrated defense

2. RR is going to be running the spread offense with a bunch of 4 and 5 star prospects, whereas at WV, he was running it with 2 and 3 star prospects. Considering how well he did at WV with that 2 and 3 star talent, imagine how well he's going to do with all the 4 and 5 star talent he has at Michigan

3. Because of all the talent RR has to work with, and because Michigan will be running the spread offense against a team that is horrible at running the spread offense, Michigan is guaranteed at least 21 points in next years game (injuries notwithstanding). Ohio State's offense is one dimensional with beanie Wells, who dominated us last year, but despite that fact, the Buckeyes only scored 14 points. They are going to have to score alot more then 14 points to keep up with Michigans offense, and they can't do that, as their passing game with Todd Boeckman sucks, and as Michigan returns 7 of 11 starters on defense.

4. Motivation. Michigan has a chip on their shoulder after losing 4 straighht to the Buckeyes, while Ohio State is going to get complacent after dominating the rivalry for 7 seasons. It looks more and more like 2001 all over again, where the team that is dominating the rivalry assumes they'll continue to dominate, while the team that is being dominated plays their hearts out and earns a huge upset on the road. Ohio State did it in 2001, and its Michigans turn to do so in 2008

5. Intimidation. Tressell is already sweating at the thought of going up against RR, as he proved by criticizing RR's recruiting schemes. Ohio State's players, coaches, and fans know in the bottom of their hearts that they can't stop RR's spread offense, or any spread offense, and they are petrified at the prospect of having to stop his offense
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I humbly submit "The Rodriguez Manifesto" to get the ball rolling.

Thank You.
 
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