Thats not really a great burn, gotta admit. If I were you, I'dve gone with, "The only phone book he could rip in half is the one listing the head coaches he's beaten in a big game!", or something like that. Something more personal does the trick, if you ask me.
Aren't close to 50% of all Heisman winners a joke? Jason White (over Larry Fitzgerald, no less), Eric Crouch, Danny Wuerful, Chris Wienke... I mean Gino Torretta beat out Marshall Faulk. I know, some of it is revisionist history, but Heisman bricks aren't an ND thing - its an everybody thing.
I'll be the one to say it though - I, and others, have gotten:topic:.