2007 TSUN News

[Oh8ch]

OUCH! I wasn't whining.

So, you admit to being a bitch.

 

[BuckWrestler141]

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ‘GRAND MARQUES’ SLOCUM

Hilarious 'get to know' of a fine michigan player.

 

[schwab]

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ?GRAND MARQUES? SLOCUM

Hilarious 'get to know' of a fine michigan player.

Dat guy cumz off az won nice guy. 2 badd he ain't onn my f8vrit teem.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Nice, but I am still partial to something along these lines.

Wow. Mondrian in the football forums. I certainly never expected this day to arrive.





God help us all.

 

[billmac91]

That interview w/ Marques Slocomb has to be posted just to make sure everyone gets to read it....by the way the interview is directly from facebook

What is your favorite song of all time?
Just another nigga- state property II
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Fuck lion say what!
i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
Who do you admire most?
My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
fuckin real
When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life
Get the number or give the number?
i would have 2 say bof
Romance or Kinky Sex?
it dont matta however i can get it
How do you feel?
i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person? lol?.not really dont be dat person
What size shoe do you wear?
a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones
Would you rather be hot or cold?
fuckin warm fuck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no
What is your favorite clothing brand?
state property, im on my philly shit im on my jawn? lol
Most Memorable Past?
shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
96 impala ss
Your favorite Disney Films?
fuck disney
Why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz he was all fiend out
Do you support Paris?
why should i
Where is Waldo?

Waldo: eaten by fuck lion, presumably.
i killed dat punk muthafucka he owed me money
Favorite element?
i would have 2 go with????.. water

What was your last thought?
why da fuck am i doin dis interview
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on
Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
me
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
i want sum milk and cookies
Favorite fruit?
watermelon
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?

dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes
Are you a cat or a dog person?
im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
deaf btu dam neither
Define yourself in 3 words?
im da shit
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
what da fuck is cold cereal
What is your favorite TV show?
the wire
Kill the spider or let it out?
man! fuck dat spider
Do you shower every single day?
shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
shit ima be askin him 4 sum change
Boat or bus?
bus bitch! i cant swim
Where do you want to travel next?
da future

Fuck Bubbles.
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
I be like yea and den ima rob em?, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka
What is your favorite food?

I like 2 licky licky licky licky? lol
Do you read harry potter books?
who da fuck is dat!
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated
Have you had a beer in the last week?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Bof of dem shits is nasty but i fuck wit gatorade
Favorite body part?
my whole fuckin body
Flip flops or sandles?
come on now! what type of question is dat?

What do you do on fridays?
whatever da fuck i feel like doin

Do you like bananas?
do u

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Sounds like a pretty classy guy. How did he have time to conduct that interview given that he's a "college student" and all?

 

[Oh8ch]

Wow. Mondrian in the football forums. I certainly never expected this day to arrive.

Why not? Look again. That image clearly portrays OSUs superiority over the Maize and Blue.

At least, if I have it right side up it does.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Told you so.
Comment by Jim Harbaugh — August 22, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

 

[OCBucksFan]

Is that the new English teacher? Either way, sounds like a bright and charming individual to me.

 

[billmac91]

Is that the new English teacher? Either way, sounds like a bright and charming individual to me.

Just a phenomenal interview put up on his page....that interview will live forever.....just classic

Congrats Marques on a job well done!!

 

[SNIPER26]

Good job Marques. Way to prove you're literate. Well, he's from downtown Philly. There's some dumb fucks down there.

 

[BuckWrestler141]

Good job Marques. Way to prove you're literate. Well, he's from downtown Philly. There's some dumb fucks down there.

I enjoy that Marques went to a private/catholic highschool. I hate private schools.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Good job Marques. Way to prove you're literate. Well, he's from downtown Philly. There's some dumb fucks down there.

Meh, you would get the same from any major city. LA would produce a similiar conversation, as would Detroit, New York, etc... The only thing to really be concerned about is that attitude is more that "Thug Life" style which tends to wind up getting you in trouble in the long run.

 

[SNIPER26]

Meh, you would get the same from any major city. LA would produce a similiar conversation, as would Detroit, New York, etc... The only thing to really be concerned about is that attitude is more that "Thug Life" style which tends to wind up getting you in trouble in the long run.

Well yes, but since I live not too far from Philly, I see a bunch of scholars like Marques on a regular basis making the area proud.

 

[goblue15]

Who care's? He was just joking around, if you ever saw one of his video interviews you would know he doesn't talk like that and he likes to joke around.