Game Thread #2 Ohio State vs #3 Clemson, 8 pm ET, Dec 28th in Glendale, AZ

[GoingFor3]

Sorry, Pedsters?? For us sCUm is Colorado.

It’s a magical land where a moldy old corpse is more important than the lives of underprivileged boys. AKA rythmic slappy valley in Centre county PA.

 

[Telekinesis]

Uggh 6 hours still. Don’t want to go to war with my liver this early.

You need to catch up! We’re over here destroying our livers, Morty!!

 

[gmen6981]

Where is @Thump? We need some pregame reports.

Hopefully running his local Taco Bell out of food.

 

[GoingFor3]

Hopefully running his local Taco Bell out of food.

Should probably throw in some chipotle to be on the safe side.

 

[Beano Cook]

I don't have to tell anyone here how Woody feels about Clemson.

The Legend has waited a long time for payback. Make it happen, boys.

 

[MGMT]

I have no chance. Started too early

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Kinda feel the desire to take a big @Thump -like duce on Herbstreit’s front porch.

Feel’n it

 

[bukIpower]

I have no chance. Started too early

Rookie...

I started at the cotton bowl kickoff... had 3 mixed drinks, ate lunch, and now working on #4.

Mix in some food is key

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[CFPBuckeye]

It never came??? How does that happen?

I watched a gay porno once...

 

[bukIpower]

I watched a gay porno once...

Pizza... gay porn... Yeah it's roughly the same I guess.

(Awaiting dildo pictures to start)

 

[HenryMuto]

Clemson has won their last 50 straight when they scored 1st......let's score 1st.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

So, in keeping with my usual game day practices for this undefeated season, I have thus far today had marital relations, worked out, eaten an entire boneless pork tenderloin with roasted potatoes and some salad, and had a beer and some Old Forester 1920 as I ease into a day of slow drinking. It's worked so far, so why change anything now?

I fucking knew I forgot one. Be back in 30-45 seconds.

 

[GoingFor3]

I fucking knew I forgot one. Be back in 30-45 seconds.

30-45 seconds? #elite

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

30-45 seconds? #elite

LovelandBuckeye + Stamina = Rivals