1000 posts....

[SanAntonioBuck]

Personally, I love big breasts!

Here's to Tig old Bitties! :cheers:


http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2300&stc=1&d=1131592773

 

[Golferdow01]

BOOBIES!!!!!!

 

[PrincessPeach]

Sometimes I forget how simple men really are. :tongue2:

 

[Golferdow01]

Sometimes I forget how simple men really are. :tongue2:

Sometimes I forget how complicated women really are...oh wait no i don't

 

[BB73]

Sometimes I forget how simple men really are. :tongue2:

But not for very long on this site!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Sometimes I forget how simple men really are. :tongue2:

I was going to put this in the joke thread... but...

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich */
48. not stress her out /*
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him
3. and Shut the fuck up.

 

[PrincessPeach]

That about sums it up!

 

[BUCKYLE]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him
3. and Shut the fuck up.

nah, she aint gotta feed me.

 

[PrincessPeach]

nah, she aint gotta feed me.

Ok, if you want to shorten the list, I actually can't stand shopping, so you can cross off number 45. :)

 

[Golferdow01]

Looks like we're down to 52 then...

 

[iambrutus]

i love boobies too

and yes she does have to feed me...but thats b/c i'm fat

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

nah, she aint gotta feed me.

She doesn't have to feed me either! I'm a great cook...

 

[scarletandgrey]

nah, she aint gotta feed me.

Fuck that Bitch I want a sammich.....:p

 

[iambrutus]

i love sammichs

 

[scarletandgrey]

i love sammichs

Dude who doesn't. Especially toasted ones...mmmmm I'm getting hungry now