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"Don't mind the camera crew in the backseat." <o:p> </o:p> "So this one time at Klingon Language School...."

I'm actually working on becoming a catholic priest... I don't believe in god but the perks are awesome.

“I find the most erotic part of a woman's body to be the boobies.”

"I've loved you since I first started following you home from work."

"I finally have enough money to have my penis turned into a vagina, so yeah thats good news."

Freakin polical correctness sucks.

Al Gore invented the third worst movie of all time.

Oh, say, if my parole officer calls, we had a date on Sunday night, too, okay?

I'm a little stuffed up, does this rag smell like chlorophorm?

ABC is totally out of ideas.

"Get in the car, I have a gun!"

"I have AIDS"

Al Gore invented the thong

"So...we will be making the sex, yes?" "I have three kids. All autistic.

Now thats a bump.

56K warning! http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209328&page=1&pp=35 I'm pretty curious as to how much this guy has spent on his collection.

I took a music class with Bobby Carpenter two years ago.

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd - Another Brick in The Wall (All Parts) Jimi Hendrix - All ALong the Watchtower Who - I Can See For Miles Who - My Generation Who - Baba O'Riley Velvet Underground - Waiting for my Man ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet...

hmmm.

eh, forget it. I tried to be nice.