Post Lines to ruin a first date

[Gobucki]

"So...we will be making the sex, yes?"

"I have three kids. All autistic.

 

[gregorylee]

Excuse me Matre D that's my ex girlfriend at that table over there, we need a table no closer than 150 ft.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"This is my first date since that rash cleared up"

"do you have any friends interested in a three way?"

 

[Gobucki]

"I have AIDS"

 

[StooGrimson]

"I think I remember meeting your mom...at Club Secrets."

 

[Gobucki]

"Get in the car, I have a gun!"

 

[AJHawkfan]

From her: "....my husband gets so pissed when I start dating new guys."

From him: "....if we wait until 11:00, we can go back to my place; my parents are usually asleep by then...."

From her: "....how many kids would you like to have?"

From him: "....so, how much for a blowjob?"

 

[BuckBackHome]

"I'm a Michigan grad!" (Use very arrogant voice)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"Let's go to Burger King... we can use my employee discount."

 

[scooter1369]

Damn, Bitch. What happened to yo Teef?!?!?!

 

[stxbuck]

We only have 3 hours before my psych meds wear off.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"my Pinto broke down so we'll have to hitchhike to the movie"

 

[Tlangs]

Let's go to Eddie's Bar and Grill. My friends on the internet message board said it was great.

 

[GoBucks89]

"I was talking to my friend tedginn05 the other day..."

 

[buckeyeboy]

"I was talking to my friend tedginn05 the other day..."