Diary of a call girl

[exhawg]

I don't get the whole Willie thing... please explain.

Bad Santa, that is where I got the whole "You won't shit right for a week" line.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

That would explain... I never saw that movie.

 

[exhawg]

That would explain... I never saw that movie.

That's good it wasn't a good movie. That line is still echoing through my head six months after I watched it.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

So... back to the page 16. What did she say?! What did she say?!

 

[exhawg]

Page 16

I havent had any calls for 2 days and I'm out of money. I havent eaten today. I saw Willie again. I told him I would only do it for $500 because my ass still hurts real bad. Willie said all he had was $100 so I took it. He was really vilent this time. I can hardly walk now. My ass is bleeding. This time he told me I wont shit right for a month and to never call him again. At least I have food.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Page 16

I havent had any calls for 2 days and I'm out of money. I havent eaten today. I saw Willie again. I told him I would only do it for $500 because my ass still hurts real bad. Willie said all he had was $100 so I took it. He was really vilent this time. I can hardly walk now. My ass is bleeding. This time he told me I wont shit right for a month and to never call him again. At least I have food.

fag

 

[Gobucki]

fag

I'm not sure why, but this is hilarious.

 

[gregorylee]

fag

Tampax "Post Pad of the Week!"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

He belched in my face as he came, finally.

People in the other cubicles are doing the "prarie dog" to see why I'm laughing so fucking hard...

 

[exhawg]

And I had almost forgotten about Pookie.

 

[BB73]

And I had almost forgotten about Pookie.

That's understandable. Your walking difficulties only lasted a month.

 

[IronBuckI]

I think it's hilarious that a year after the great butt plug debate, that Mili busts out with a prairie dog reference.

 

[Gobucki]

Now thats a bump.