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You try getting by on an assistants salary and see how many funnel cakes you can afford.

Someone mention making gravy?

You have absolutely no clue who you are dealing with here do you?

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You want to befriend me? Homo.

Look for Florida to have a decided advantage this year. Just sayin.

Yeah. Ask your wife about it.

Mr Ubet, Quit your bitching. Big boned, charming, Yankee offensive geniuses like me fit in anywhere. Gainesville Florida should be no different unless its a bunch of dumb inbred hicks that can't appreciate genius when its blocking the sun right on front of them. I've been in town a couple of...

JFC I thought I was desperate.

Ok so the guys from the KC BBQ Society came over Friday night, one thing led to many others and I couldn't quite fit back in the door to the house. There, you happy now? I slept in the garage for the past 4 days until I lost enough to get back in and log on. Like I'm the only one that ever...

What do you mean "us" you skinny little freak? I am the Walrus.

What the fuck do you losers care what I eat for breakfast? No. Cockholes. BTW next time you see Brian Kelly give him an extra helping of "I fucking told you so" from me. There is no undoing the Ty Willingham damage.

I'm with you Steve, he looks to be in pretty good shape to me.

Ode to BBQ Ameri-cue, the Beautiful (A whole-hog homage to our national passion) When we drive out past the tire store to a smoky joint with no decor, and gnaw a rack or two or three, then wash it down with sweet ice tea, That's Ameri-cue. Hickory haze makes meat taste sweeter...

Tampa huh? I hear good things about Charley's steak house.

If anyone knows anyone who's in need of a decided schematic advantage my schedule appears to be free for a while.

I'd hit it

I heard that!! Go ahead and get the public apology ready motherfucker. NO ONE is that insensitive around me or my team and gets away with it.