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I'm in as long as those damn Kennedy boys aren't invited. Jack gave Martha genital warts last time and I know Bobby has an IV of penicillin at the house.

You suck Garfield. Link

It is completely unacceptable that it is April and the Ohio State Athletic Department has not corrected their obvious typo. I think our 19 year old future leader of America should contact them in the name of justice. Son, if you do not feel like calling them, feel free to send them a message...

Is Mark Richt on any United States currency? Didn't think so. Bitches.

Martha is still wondering how you cleaned yourself up so easily after that bukkake party you hosted. She was amazed that you almost kept your mouth open the whole time!

I cannot tell a lie...I shit it.

Now, I know that there is a lot of embellishment that occurs on this group and I am aware that a small number of things are perhaps sheer fabrication, but I have a story to tell that is the absolute truth. Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...

Martha said you are corny as hell and she meant you tell stupid fucking jokes. Please explain.

You say that like its a bad thing.

Soooooo. Where does the line start for the newbie gangbang?

I speak for everyone here...been there, done that. Wrap it before you tap it, boys. Smells like feta cheese.

I shot Hillary in the face once. Bill got jealous...so I had to shoot one in his too.

Damn you must be really backed up Jack. You need Martha to swing by?

I'd rather eat one than be like you and wake up next to this wildebeest...ho looks like Babe Ruth in a wig.

Don't get mad cuz yo Mama be freak nassy.

Asshole is one word you Lurch-looking cockhole.

Show us your tits Tipper!

I gave Barbara her first pearl necklace.

Jimmy, nobody wants to watch a video of you and CCI. Dumbass.

For Martha's birthday, we had a big party and she got 100 or so dings. I was #101. Thump was #102.