Head From James Garfield

[GeorgeWashington]

You suck Garfield.

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Statue of former president loses head in Ohio

HIRAM, Ohio ? Someone has beheaded a statue of President James Garfield that was installed last week at an Ohio college.
Hiram College spokesman Shawn Brown says the vandalism was discovered Friday morning, just a day after the sandstone statue was dedicated on the campus in Hiram, 30 miles southeast of Cleveland.
Brown says the college is hoping the head will be recovered so the 95-year-old statue can be restored, but police have no leads in their investigation.
In the mid-1800s, Ohio native Garfield was a student and later the principal at the school that later became Hiram College. He was elected the nation's 20th president in 1880.
The statue was acquired for Hiram by a college trustee who found it recently on an eastern Ohio farm.

 

[BigWoof31]

http://facilprogramacion.es/simpsons/images/statue.gif

 

[Chester Arthur]

Guy was a dick..... Never even let me in his house... I mean, what the fuck? I was his goddamned VP for shit's sake.

Eh... things worked out, more or less....

 

[Monica Lewinski]

I'd be willing to take a couple shots of him... errrr... I mean at him... Oh.. who am I kidding... OF him...

You too, George... Chester....

Gang bang, maybe?

 

[GeorgeWashington]

I'd be willing to take a couple shots of him... errrr... I mean at him... Oh.. who am I kidding... OF him...

You too, George... Chester....

Gang bang, maybe?

I'm in as long as those damn Kennedy boys aren't invited. Jack gave Martha genital warts last time and I know Bobby has an IV of penicillin at the house.

 

[Monica Lewinski]

What if I dealt with the Kennedy's after I dealt with you, George? Seems unfair that I'd have to forgo some of the Kennedy sweet BBQ sauce just because you don't like VD.

And, for what it's worth, I just realized that I misread the thread title.... Forgive me... I saw a President's name and "head" and I just assumed .....

 

[ulukinatme]

Monica, you need a new avatar

http://icanhasbeer.com/img/invisible-president.jp

 

[Monica Lewinski]

FWIW, that picture is a fake of sorts.... there was no invisible President involved when that shot was taken.

No...

What you see there is a clip of the concluding scene of "Monica's First Bukkake" by Vivid video.

It was a fun vid to make. We had the guys from Point Break, you know, the bad guys with the Ex-President masks... They were basically trying to live "the endless summer" like in the movie, but instead of robbing banks, they were blackmailing chicks they were nailing along the way.

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Speaking of black mailing..... I like the new President too.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

I'm all in!