2008 BP Primary

[John F Kennedy]

Damn you must be really backed up Jack.

You need Martha to swing by?

That Brie de Meaux left my poop hard. Tricky Dick is fixing me up. He's the king of constipation.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

I shot Hillary in the face once.

Bill got jealous...so I had to shoot one in his too.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Go ahead, lie and say you wouldn't vote for me. I was the last Republican president worth a fuck.

Speaking of worth a fuck, would you do her?

 

[RanBuck15]

I know everyone here is still pissed about the game, so if I give back the Louisiana Purchase to the frogs, can I make the list?

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Fuck you, Tommy. Don't you have a slave to bang?

 

[RanBuck15]

[quote='BusNative;106092;3]John Tyler?[/quote]

I mean, come on, this is a fucking joke!

Fuck you, Tommy. Don't you have a slave to bang?

That's a little below the belt, you closeted mother-f*cker.


But, as it were, I do.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

I mean, come on, this is a fucking joke!



That's a little below the belt, you closeted mother-f*cker.


But, as it were, I do.

Closeted? I'm as straight as my shlog was the night Pat and I did the babysitter.

 

[RanBuck15]

Lookin real straight in this one:

 

[GeorgeWashington]

Speaking of worth a fuck, would you do her?

I speak for everyone here...been there, done that.

Wrap it before you tap it, boys. Smells like feta cheese.

 

[RanBuck15]

Go ahead, lie and say you wouldn't vote for me. I was the last Republican president worth a fuck.

Speaking of worth a fuck, would you do her?

No, but I would probably do her:

 

[BayBuck]

I'd rather eat one than be like you and wake up next to this wildebeest...ho looks like Babe Ruth in a wig.

I think Abe actually preferred waking up to this:

 

[osugrad21]

Is that Merlin Olson?

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Lookin real straight in this one:

A man holding a dog is gay to you? Ok, Boitano....

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

I'd rather eat one than be like you and wake up next to this wildebeest...ho looks like Babe Ruth in a wig.

Hey, she gives dome like you wouldn't believe. Cause we all know Martha was a real dime piece....

 

[shetuck]

Hey, she gives dome like you wouldn't believe. Cause we all know Martha was a real dime piece....

Isn't that ALSO Merlin Olson?