2008 BP Primary

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Don't talk about my great-nephew that way, scUMmer.

You expect me to take seriously threats from a fucker who couldn't even get top billing over a putz called Tippecanoe? Please.

Ol Tippy shoulda bundled up better. If he had, you'd be running around the "John Tyler, who the fuck was he?" thread.

 

[Chester Arthur]

He makes a good point, there Johnny.

In retrospect, you might have fucked up by adding Texas, too.

 

[stowfan]

I had to look at it a few time before I realized it's Dick Cheney in drag.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Ex-Presidents only ... Peace.

Don't be hatin'.

Excellent. I've got the ever-elusive polar bear vote.

I feel your pain, Brother. This poll is bullshit. Get your lawyers. We'll sue someone. Whoever it is has one week. No joke.

Lawyers, eh? I wonder what John Edwards is up to.

 

[NFBuck]

Don't be hatin'.



Excellent. I've got the ever-elusive polar bear vote.



Lawyers, eh? I wonder what John Edwards is up to.

Hair appointment.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

I see my name has yet to have been added to this poll. You will add my name or I will sue. No Joke. You have one week.

 

[coastalbuck]

I see my name has yet to have been added to this poll. You will add my name or I will sue. No Joke. You have one week.

I think I'm with Dewey on this one, he deserves to be on the poll.

 

[shetuck]

I think I'm with Dewey on this one, he deserves to be on the poll.

the only thing Dewey deserves to be on is some chill-biscuit...

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

I see my name has yet to have been added to this poll. You will add my name or I will sue. No Joke. You have one week.

Ditto. How many more do we need before we can make this bitch a class-action suit?

 

[shetuck]

Ditto. How many more do we need before we can make this bitch a class-action suit?

we need you to go make freakin' movie about it first, fatbert, then come back with yer huffin-and-a-puffin...

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

we need you to go make freakin' movie about it first, fatbert, then come back with yer huffin-and-a-puffin...

Kiss my oscar's ass.

 

[shetuck]

Kiss my oscar's ass.

tipper's taking a ride on there at the moment, and hillary's next. shall i take a number or do you have another orifice available i can rock for the time being?

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

tipper taking a ride on there at the moment, and hillary's next. shall i take a number or do you have another orifice available i can rock for the time being?

You can kiss my Nobel Peace Prize instead.




Jackass

 

[shetuck]

You can kiss my Nobel Peace Prize instead.




Jackass

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Cthulhu-Gore in 2008