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Didn't he miss the kick against Northwestern? Kicker should already be dead.

Thank you kind sir. Hopefully I get the job and I will make Russell Bellomy the starter from day 1. That sack of nuts has a career qb rating of -0.7 (http://espn.go.com/college-football/player/_/id/511688/russell-bellomy). I mean what the fuck? That means that turd could throw the ball in the...

Thank you all for your help. I will submit my resume and contact Bill Martin and Dave Brandon ASAP. I will fuck this program more than I did to Florida. I need something to do before I take the Texas job. Sorry Zwem and WolverineMike. You guys will be fucked hard if I get hired.

I would like to apply for the Michigan job for more shenanigans. Who do I need to see?

I'm still waiting for the Texas job you retards. The only reason I took the Florida job was for some extra money and to make Gatorubet's life a living hell. Deal with it!

Put the crack up down. I hope Burke, Hardaway, McGary, and Robinson all go to the draft.

They are never happy. They have an excellent recruiting class coming in as well. I hope Kelly does something crazy this year, maybe catching him throwing footballs at his players like that Rutgers coach throwing basketballs.

Insane video. Already a soph and has an impressive offer list.

I will say one thing. There are two kind of teams that win the championship. Usually a 1 seed wins the championship. The North Carolinas, the Dukes, Kansas, Maryland, Michigan St, Florida, UNLV, the Kentucky teams in 1996 and last year, Bob Knight teams were usually 1 seeds that won it all, and...

They do make good salaries though. That's the word on the street.

I would have one handed that! I'm starting to believe captain fat ass was the reason we sucked last year. Kansas please watch your wheat.

We have only given up 3 points so far. I told you gators to relax because I be the BOSS. Wait until my defense shuts down UT next week. The offense will click. As a matter of fact I need to make sure that fat ass is putting together a systematic advantage super duper special offense. Ah shit, I...

Not good. I will personally see to this and whoop that ass.

Don't worry I'm still the coach in waiting. After Mack gets fired I'll be the first coach to coach two teams at once. When I go to practice with Texas I'm leaving Tub Ass in charge of the Gators.

Sir we will have an oven on our sideline along with a buffet table. We need his brilliant mind to take this offense to the next level. Don't worry about the defense. I have it all covered.

I run shit around here now. You got that. The only combos Charlie is interested in is the restaurants in Gainsville. I'm sure business will pick up in the fast food sector, that's why he was hired. I was hired to win championships.

WTF are you doing? Listen fat boy, you need to start worrying about this upcoming season and that systematic advantage you use. You were hired to coach the offense. I know you stole the damn donuts I had stored in my secret location. If you keep taking my donuts then I'm going to use your fat...