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Forks are for pussies.

I hear you pumpking jerks running your squash suckers. You can kiss my watermelon right in the strawberry patch. I'm not going anywhere.

:roll1: I've eaten 69 hot dogs between innings of a little league game.

Too late, Ty already fucked it up.

Hell yes bitches! Sad to hear about the delay on Sno Balls but at this point I'll take what I can get.

Ok, are all these visitors gone now? Guys, I need to stop doing this Giovanni Strassini bit. I know its been fun, you guys have your fame and God knows I appreciate the money but enough is enough. Someone is going to figure this out and I'm going to get killed. I've got a good thing going on...

You eat cake, you don't fuck around smelling it.

I fucking told you so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude. Why?

I'm going to switch from Dominoes to Pappa Johns for the week. Their stock is fucked.

I was told they gave it all to your mother.

Give Brett a couple more years at the buffet table and see how many fat jokes you are cracking fucko.

I heard "pudding"?

You can call me Mr Tibs no wait wrong movie

Whats the problem?

I don't understand the argument here.

Try to keep up you pencil necked geek. What is this non victory thing you speak of? That win was sweeter than an 8 gallon drum of Haagen Dazs. In fact it will keep me Haagen Dazs for quite some time.

Be quiet, I'm counting.