What about WTF? :)
You know Oregon used to send recuits personalized comic books before they got their hand's slapped. Here is Jonathen Stewart's as an example - Oregon's Jonathan Stewart Comic Book - Photos - SI.com
So Etymology is the study of word origins.
<DT class=hwrd>Main Entry: <DD class=hwrd>mal- </DD><DT class=func>Function: <DD class=func>combining form </DD><DT class=ety>Etymology: <DD class=ety>Middle English, from Anglo-French, from mal bad (from Latin malus) & mal badly, from Latin male, from malus </DD>and lard
<DT class=hwrd>Main Entry: <DD class=hwrd><SUP>2</SUP>lard </DD><DT class=func>Function: <DD class=func>noun </DD><DT class=ety>Etymology: <DD class=ety>Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin lardum, laridum; perhaps akin to Greek larinos fat </DD><DT class=date>Date: <DD class=date>14th century </DD>: a soft white solid or semisolid fat obtained by rendering fatty pork