Recent content by Ulysses S Grant

Damn right. Nothing better than drinking a nice bourbon and chewing on a cheep cigar straight out of a Bobcat humidor. Much better than that fat slut that Clinton used.

You're still under contract asshole.

If I had a dollar for every time you had to brick over a dead whore for me I'd have more coke than Charlie Sheen. I miss the good old days. I was banging southern girls two at a time. Mothers/daughters, slaves/masters, widows/married chicks I didn't care. I swear I must have ended up with more...

Don't give me shit you're the one who bought the laced coke. Just finish cleaning up the mess you made out of the whores and I'll be back with some fresh meat when this shindig is over.

Am I too late for the party? The Shermanator and I were doing coke off a couple of whores and lost track of time. I tell you there are few things better than smoking a cheap cigar that has violated an even cheaper coked out whore. It just enhances the flavor. If anyone gets our hotel room don't...

Yer mom's mom's mom. Yeah you heard me.

Is that a poll of the most gay president? We all know about Abe and his "body guard" made famous in the play "Lincoln Lover".

I like to celebarate by kicking back and having a nice Cuban.

I think it's shameful that all these Presidents with no real connection to Ohio are clogging up an OSU message board. It’s like when a fan of another school comes here and starts posting nothing but idiotic stupid question threads with no care about the reason the message board exists in the...

Actually I'm kind of broke right now. Any chance I could crash on your couch for a week or three? I'll sign anything you want.

I always said, "Just because you lose more men, doesn't mean you have to lose the battle".

Ah you two didn't bed a spy again did you? I'll go ahead and call in the Cold Orange. Dead actress in the Lincoln Bedroom.

I wonder where TJ and Sally are?

It makes me feel pretty. You know what they say about Hoover's hog right?

Can you even eat cheese with your wooden teeth? Freak