BB73;755950; said:
Since Dolley Madison was born on May 20, 1768, and you were born in October of 1830, congrats on having sex with a woman that was more that 62 years older than you.
Making it better was that I shagged the ho just last weekend. Let me tell you, she's not just a damn good snack-food maker, she's a crazed animal in the sack. She does suffer from some FUP though. But, hey, Chester's been with worse.
GeorgeWashington;755954; said:
Don't make me come off the top turnbuckle again Chester...
Do you know who I am? These moderators ain't shit compared to the #1 big dog...I am the one who built this country. Piss on some petty moderators.
George, I've been meaning to tell you, you're one egomaniac. Nice fucked up teeth you have there. I have less wood on my deck. Oh, and just so you remember this the next time you're down on Martha giving her splinters, donkey mouth, I parted her sphincter with my John Thomas. She loved it.
Jimmy Carter;756172; said:
That's PRESIDENT Carter to you jizzstain.
Take no prisoners Jimbo. :cheers:
Abraham Lincoln;756177; said:
Great.... maybe they'll carve your fucking wart filled head on another mountain.
Albert Gore said:
Chester, bro, you got robbed. Anyone who's ever read a history book knows of your legacy. Unfortunately, that's less than .5% of the population. Fuckin' degenerate ingrates.
Thanks Al. Awfully nice interweb you have here. If it were up to me, you'd have a seat at the round table. I mean, yeah, I'm a Republican and all, but that Dubya fella shags like a Puritan. Kids' got NO style. (and, as 1st ladies go, a very bangable broad..... a shame really) But, you and tipper.. S&M? What the fuck? With her taking on explicit lyrics and all, I'd never have guessed it.