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To all the presidents out there

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Happy birthday, George! Here's a transcript to a roast Scott Dunn put on for you. Quite amusing!

Hilaious!

One of my favorite lines:
Martha Washington said:
On the bright side, at least we won't have a dim witted son get elected president because he has the same name as his father.












John Adams, I'm looking right at you.
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Another good one:
Thomas Jefferson likes his women like he likes his coffee....






hand picked from a field.
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GeorgeWashington;760180; said:
Bout flippin time somebody recognized it. Martha's been marinating in the gimp suit since last night. I love special days.

Hurry up Clinton, I need a buzz before we get this party started.
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Clinton left his stash with me. If you're gonna be wanting some, you'll have to duel with me. (By proxy, of course. I'm not taking Hamilton again, I can tell you that much)
 
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Wayne Palmer;808406; said:
You wanna fuck around? Fine. I'm sending Jack for you and Tipper as we speak (type).
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Good luck finding us. We'll be hiding in my mansion. It'll take Jack a year and a half to find us.

BuckeyeMike80;808412; said:
Hey Al, could you whip up some Global Warming so it'll stop snowing in April? Thanks....
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I'm working on it. I've got the furnace set to turn off when it hits 90 in here and the AC set to turn off when it hits 50. Keeps it a nice moderate 72. Freakin' beautiful.

(Got every light in the house on, too. And none of those pussy fluorescent lights, either.)
 
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buckeyefool;808499; said:
You will never get elected...your town has been plagued by the same man stealing hamburgers for years and you have yet to do anything about it.
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That damn clown won't give me the budget I need. I did what I could and appointed a task force. Turns out Grimace is an incompetent, corrupt bastard...who knew?
 
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Mayor McCheese;808515; said:
That damn clown won't give me the budget I need. I did what I could and appointed a task force. Turns out Grimace is an incompetent, corrupt bastard...who knew?
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What about the Fry Guys?

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