I was in Malaysia two weeks ago and that fucking monkey bitch slapped me. I went to this huge Indian temple and to get to the temple you have to walk up all these steps and there are monkeys running all over the place. This particular monkey saw my camera and bag and jumped on me trying to steal my things thinking it was food. After successfully saving my camera and post cards he BITCH slapped. He slapped me across my face. Pimping bitch ass monkey.