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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    "Don't mind the camera crew in the backseat." <o:p> </o:p> "So this one time at Klingon Language School...."
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    I'm actually working on becoming a catholic priest... I don't believe in god but the perks are awesome.
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    “I find the most erotic part of a woman's body to be the boobies.”
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    "I've loved you since I first started following you home from work."
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    "I finally have enough money to have my penis turned into a vagina, so yeah thats good news."
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    Yearbook Photo Raises Eyebrows

    Freakin polical correctness sucks.
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    Al Gore invented... merged threads!

    Al Gore invented the third worst movie of all time.
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    Oh, say, if my parole officer calls, we had a date on Sunday night, too, okay?
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    I'm a little stuffed up, does this rag smell like chlorophorm?
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    National Spelling Bee on ABC (merged)

    ABC is totally out of ideas.
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    "Get in the car, I have a gun!"
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    "I have AIDS"
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    Al Gore invented... merged threads!

    Al Gore invented the thong
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    Post Lines to ruin a first date

    "So...we will be making the sex, yes?" "I have three kids. All autistic.
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    Diary of a call girl

    Now thats a bump.
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