On a completely different note, you should strong arm your artist wife into a whole series of lithos depicting various Buckeye related themes - dotting the i, buckeye grove, TBDBITL, Holy Buckeye reception, Tress wearing a blindfold standing next to Woody punching a Clemson guy

No, really - she is such a talent, and there is such a market for Buckeye stuff that she could make a fortune and not have to stoop so low as Thomas Kincaid

This is brilliant Bucky. I charge you nothing.