Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

Lucky fucks accidentally won one.

Bruce hitting the home run to clinch the division however many years ago that was The Elly cycle game against the Braves was exciting as fuck Scooter Gennett 4 homer game Homer had a couple no-hitters and Wade Miley had one, too

Fuck it. Bring back Ricky Karcher to pitch in this series. At least it will be entertaining when they lose.

Make it 8. :lol: If I was Sadak, I’d pull a Thom B, drop a slur on air, and get my ass fired so I wouldn’t have to watch these shitbirds anymore.

May I suggest you review the current standings? 11th place is 6.5 games from 7th place. I’m 10 games back of 11th place. I should start auctioning my players off for spare parts.

Third time seeing this show in the last year

Pretty sure it’s a pre-requisite these days. Hell, I might be disqualified for not being depraved enough. :shrug:

I probably should have just said I was planning to run for office. Basically the same thing, right?

On the other hand.....fuck them kids. I just want more free time to do drugs and commit random acts of malicious spite. :lol:

8 of the first 9 batters reach base safely and these dumbfucks have 2 runs to show for it. Unbelievable.

That's insanity. I don't know anyone could have watched the last 3.25 games and still think everything's fine. Completely absurd.

This defensive effort is absolutely pathetic. :slappy:

And none of them even seems to give a fuck. Not even a hint of fire or emotion from any of them.

Same. I’ve never lost sleep over a pro basketball game but there was no way I was going right to bed last night. That was inexcusably bad. I’m still pissed. :lol:

You don't understand, man. He worked retail for all of 6 years dealing with black ghetto crowds. 6 years! He's basically a war vet. Honestly, I don't know why hasn't gotten the congressional medal of honor yet. :slappy: