Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

May I suggest you review the current standings? 11th place is 6.5 games from 7th place. I’m 10 games back of 11th place. I should start auctioning my players off for spare parts.

Third time seeing this show in the last year

Pretty sure it’s a pre-requisite these days. Hell, I might be disqualified for not being depraved enough. :shrug:

I probably should have just said I was planning to run for office. Basically the same thing, right?

On the other hand.....fuck them kids. I just want more free time to do drugs and commit random acts of malicious spite. :lol:

8 of the first 9 batters reach base safely and these dumbfucks have 2 runs to show for it. Unbelievable.

That's insanity. I don't know anyone could have watched the last 3.25 games and still think everything's fine. Completely absurd.

This defensive effort is absolutely pathetic. :slappy:

And none of them even seems to give a fuck. Not even a hint of fire or emotion from any of them.

Same. I’ve never lost sleep over a pro basketball game but there was no way I was going right to bed last night. That was inexcusably bad. I’m still pissed. :lol:

You don't understand, man. He worked retail for all of 6 years dealing with black ghetto crowds. 6 years! He's basically a war vet. Honestly, I don't know why hasn't gotten the congressional medal of honor yet. :slappy:

I have never been so angry at a basketball game/coach/player. I don’t even really care that much about the Cavs, but that collapse was so fucking pathetic. Replace Harden with Wade for even 2 minutes during that run and they win. Fucking joke of a coach and player.

5-16 with 5 turnovers, but yeah….keep running the Hardin iso offense. And keep this same lineup on the floor that’s gotten smoked for the last 10 minutes. Why go back to the lineups that got shit done when we can watch this joke? Fucking absurd.

Hardin doing what he’s best at, flopping like a fucking bitch.

Get him the fuck off the goddamn court. Who is more useless, Hardin or Atkinson? God damn.