Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

Shirtless in the heat? That would imply that it's too hot for them. Instead, all of OSU players should go out in full-length fur jackets to show that they aren't scared of the heat. Can you imagine how intimidating it would be to see them all walk out looking like this?

If there is a god, it's time for him to send another flood.

Pen will blow it again.

Fuck Florida. It takes a lot to get me rooting for Toronto, but Florida is so fucking dirty, I’ll make an exception for this series.

Classic arrogant TCUN man. Dude, you are old enough to be drawing Social Security. That gorilla is going to fuck you up.

Damn, that's cool. They say "youth" but nothing on the ticket site has an age limit on it.

Fuck. I'd forgive a double-clutch by McClain. That wasn't that, though. That was the failure of anybody in the infield (Steer) to alert Matt that the runner was trying to score. Fucking fundamental baseball, man. Shit that should be so ingrained you don't even have to think about it. These guys...

Unfuckingreal.

God damn, they are holding every fucking player when the Cavs try to inbound the ball.

The refs sure do allow Indy to be as aggressive as they want on defense.

When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression. For so many years, they did whatever they wanted. Schedule who they want, when they want, where they want. Pick their own refs. Nobody told them what to do. They had the privilege of setting themselves up for success with...

I am whipping @MD Buckeye ’s ass at k/9!

Elite sniper David Savard, thank you very much!

Can we get a mystery shark attack in his bathroom instead?

I seen what you did their.