Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

1 down, 9 to go.

Hopefully it's me before I make the mistake of watching these fucktards get lit. 2-13 vs the NL Central so far this season and the next 10 are all in the division, with 7 being against the Brewers. I'd take the under on 2.5 wins in the next 10 games.

Mind-numbingly poor decision not to take the shot. No idea what he was thinking.

He took his rumspringa a little too far, in my IMO.

I flew into Australia a couple years back and at customs they asked if I had any criminal history. I was like “damn, I didn’t know that was still required here!”

Ugh, picking up unnecessary yellows now.

This is all on the ref for not calling a single foul while Balogun is being repeatedly dragged down by Souttar. You let him keep doing that and guys are going to react eventually.

Aussies are going to be made honorary concacaf members with this kind of pathetic shit.

Jesus, fuck, Fox. Show the goddamn match instead of random celebrities in the crowd.

I’d calls these Aussies a bunch of cunts, but they might take it as a compliment.

I wouldn't want to spend a week there, but I definitely thought it was worth a couple days to explore. Interesting birds and mammals, weird cactus and plants, and I thought the stark contrast between the two adjacent deserts was pretty cool.

This is a fantastic watch.

Eh. He’s okay. I guess.

Oh, look at Texas Tech cowering now and pretending like they were put into a difficult position and had no choice but to act like a bunch of twats due to their predicament. Like it wasn’t entirely of their own doing. This is what happens when you punch a fake-ass wannabe bully in the mouth...

Too bad for you that you don't get to play against my limpwristed flock of shitbirds every week.