Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

Possibly the most pathetic walk-off I’ve ever seen. A balk would have been more inspiring.

And that was with the alleged cleanup hitter batting. :slappy: Bases loaded, 1 out? 5-4-3 GIDP. 10 LOB through 7. You just know the Pirate batting a buck fifty is going to hit a homer here soon.

Not sure if you’re talking about McMurphy or Cignetti, but I agree either way.

1st and 3rd, 1 out, 2-2 count and Bleday gets thrown out stealing second. This team is so fucking retarded.

But at least my batters are 2-17 with zero runs, RBI, or SB. :slappy:

My pitchers brought their A game tonight. 1/3 of an inning with an ERA of 162.0 and a WHIP of 21. Out-fucking-standing.

Sucks for him, but no big loss for the team. He's not good.

I'm fine with either way -- I actually wouldn’t hate to lose some of these random schools from the pool of players. But I don’t care that much.

I saw a commercial during the game last night talking about the Reds and "you can't look away" baseball and "are you kidding me?" baseball. They are right about both of those things, but for all the wrong reasons.

I don’t know they can keep running Sam Moll about there. He’s fucking trash.

Enzo Fernandez is such a little bitch. Imagine being such a dumbfuck that you get two yellows in under 15 minutes in the World Cup final. What an embarrassment.

The fuck you say. I still have a double-digit games lead in that competition. It takes more than a single loss to claim the title.

Nathan Lane as Willy Loman in the great American tragedy after too many Bloody Marys and mimosas at a drag brunch? What could possibly go wrong??

“This team is on the ascendency”??? In what fucking universe do you watch that match against an elderly Belgium and think the US program is on the rise? That was a grade-A ass-kicking from start to finish. The US had no business being on the field with Belgium.

Yeah, but think how bad it would have been if Balogun had been suspended! :slappy: