Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

The fuck you say. I still have a double-digit games lead in that competition. It takes more than a single loss to claim the title.

Nathan Lane as Willy Loman in the great American tragedy after too many Bloody Marys and mimosas at a drag brunch? What could possibly go wrong??

“This team is on the ascendency”??? In what fucking universe do you watch that match against an elderly Belgium and think the US program is on the rise? That was a grade-A ass-kicking from start to finish. The US had no business being on the field with Belgium.

Yeah, but think how bad it would have been if Balogun had been suspended! :slappy:

That’s somehow the most embarrassing sequence of the entire evening. Absolutely pathetic effort.

Robinson has been completely useless tonight.

Belgium crying about officiating is a joke. They haven’t gotten called for shit in the midfield.

Let’s go full North Korea and ship these jokers and their families off to work camps.

It’s one thing to get beat by a better team, it’s another to come out and play like a bunch of middle schoolers. They should all be fucking embarrassed.

Do you think these guys know they should be kicking the ball instead of the ground?

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Honestly, other than Freese, has anyone on the US been good? Dest has been as bad as Pulisic, if not worse.

Belgium has more time and space on the edge of the box than the US does in their own defensive end. Is this the fucking plan? Sit back and let Belgium fire balls into the box all night?

Absolutely pathetic defending. Two US players on the crosser and the scorer and they can’t do shit.

I’m sorry, how the fuck is there not a card given when the Belgian is yanking Pulisic back by the arm.