Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

Fuck that guy

It might be easier to list the people I don't want to punch.

Completely unsurprising result. Same story every fucking year with this coach. Pretty darn good regular season followed by loss to a lower-seed in the dance. Do something different, mcdoofus.

That move was fucking sick.

God damn, this is some story book shit.

No pics, but had dinner at Chouette in downtown Columbus this evening. Probably one of the best meals I’ve ever had. Bacon tarte appetizer was ridiculously good and then I got the trout with cauliflower and capers for the main. I don’t love fish and really dont like cauliflower or capers, but...

How the fuck isn’t that a major?!? God damn is that a bad hit.

Jackets beat the Red Wings earlier that same evening. That was a great fucking day.

But I'd still bet big on Bucky if I bet on sports. Their numbers are stupid. 5.4-1.1 is the average score, outshooting their opponents 39.4 to 21.9. 35% on the PP and 91% on the PK. 7 shorties versus 9 PP goals allowed. They are almost as likely to score on your power playas you are. Truly...

If there is a team that can beat Bucky, it’s OSU. They’ve handed UW their only loss in regulation and are also one of two teams to tie them.

Woooooo!!!! Bucks win!

Hold the phones. You're supposed to have an actual strategy in this game?!?

I also think 27

Only one Red and I got Ohtani and Freddie? That’s a W in my book!

So that means he is allowed to shuffle around and can move some as long as he stays within that 3-foot spot? If so, I owe Diebs and Parrish an apology as I clearly do not know the rule!