Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

@Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux probably has a suggestion or two

Oh, dear god, no. We'll send him to Michigan or something. Take some of their money off their hands.

As a fundraiser, I propose a BKB reverse strip tease. He shows up naked somewhere and then people pay him to put on more clothes. It's a gold medal plan, in my IMO.

Didn’t you have a story about him dancing around in his underwear to “Hold on Tight to your Dreams” by ELO? I swear you did, but couldn’t find it here

Not sure what we be involved in keeping it running, but I’d be happy to offer help in anyway I can, whether financial or otherwise. This place really is special.

Same here. Never had an account but may have to breakdown just for this reason. Sheesh. Dark days, man.

If enjoying pink malt beverages intended for the ladies is wrong, you know I don’t want to be right.

Yeah, but think about the tax deduction you’re going to lose! :lol: But seriously, thanks for stepping up and giving us all some extra years here we wouldn’t have had otherwise. I’m sorry it didn’t work out the way you hoped.

I just want to know where all of you fuckwads will be hanging out in the future. Mainly so I can stay the fuck away from you people. :lol:

Do you think I have enough time to become and NFL ref before Rodgers retires? Because I desperately want to be the ref that tells him to shut the fuck up the first time he looks at me. I’ll probably toss Joey Porter on principle, too. Such an unlikable little fucker.

Say “No” to Buckeye-on-Buckeye violence. I thought for sure that was going to be Heyward with the interception.

Seems like the necessary move. Reminded me of the ends of Hitchcock’s and Tortorella’s tenures — it just wasn’t clicking with the guys for whatever reason.

He's not even 50. I can't believe the Reds haven't signed him yet.

PTBNL for Jeremy Cash? Hope he works out as well for OSU as Cash did for Duke!