Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

Only half expected?!? Aren’t you the fucking optimist. I was 100% sure he was going to.

I was going to see if I could get myself tossed for talking too much shit to the Reds players.

Connor Joe sucks. Fucking hell.

Mets showed a half-dozen dudes from the ND football team. I wasn’t the only one booing those fuckers. Then they introduce their first round pick, some dude from TSUN. I definitely was the only booing that fucker.

Hey. A hit and a run!

If we can get Manamana to walk 5 more guys this inning, they might have a chance. But they’ll got down in under 10 pitches.

One ball out of the outfield so far. But at least they’ve made the dude throw some pitches. Once they get to the bullpen, they can suck against them, too!

Here for the shellacking. Try not to suck tonight, losers.

It’s bizarre and absurd and surreal, but somehow gets much, much funnier the longer it goes on.

Yeah, there was definitely some of that. It was mostly the older stuff from the 80s and 90s, but he did slip in a few of the newer ones that made it pretty big. Only a couple that I was completely unaware of. He definitely has a weird fanbase, though. Glad I went, wouldn’t do it again.

Weird Al and Puddles the Clown at MSG last night. Absurdism of the highest order.

That’s crazy talk!

Fuuuuck. I was really hoping that it would get thrown into the dugout there for the little league home run. :sad:

Of course it’s the one Boston player on my fantasy team that completely fucking implodes. :shake: