Recent content by Fungo Squiggly

I hate both of these fucking teams so much.

.266 team OBP for the week. But don’t worry, when they did accidentally get a hit, it wasn’t for power either. .302 team slugging for the week. My entire fucking team was worse than Billy Hamilton. Honestly, this level of suck is so incredible that it somehow ends up being impressive.

“GO HOME!” You fucking tell em, JA. If Jarrett Allen is pissed at you, you’ve done something wrong.

It would be dandy if the refs officiated the entire the game the way they call fouls when Toronto is bringing the ball up the court. Murder is legal any other time of the game apparently,

Allen got a double-double in that quarter. Holy shit!

Fuck off, Barnes. You grabbed him and pulled him back.

I'm fine with Edmonton but Montreal and their bitch-ass fans can get fucked into the sun. :lol:

Give me Utah taking out Vegas, too, please.

No kidding. Wide open 3s everywhere being bricked. But at least ther coach can get them to play hard.

Absolutely ridiculous last couple minutes. How the fuck are you getting smoked in transition again and again? Lead down to 4 while the run a shitshow offense and give up fast break buckets.

A male, later identified as Zacharia Branch, continued to stand on the sidewalk without making an attempt to move. I continued to give Zacharia Branch verbal commands to move from blocking the sidewalk and advised that if he did not, he would receive a citation for blocking the sidewalk...

Jesus, my team is shit. Having 6 guys injured (plus several other injured guys I’ve already cut) doesn’t help, but even if they were healthy, I doubt it make a difference. Suckiest bunch of sucks to have ever sucked.