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April to November, no "probably" about it...


Damn, and here I thought I was messing with some young thing :shake:
:slappy: I've always been partial to the phone trick..."What has a little dick and hangs down?..."A bat". What has a big dick and hangs up?...*click*."
:lol:

My nephew texted me that so I texted it to a buddy of mine. His response? "They're going to abduct you twice"

Fucker. :slappy:
Aliens are coming to abduct all women with good pussy and all men with big dicks. You're not in any danger, I just wanted to say goodbye.
Boyfriend,young? please! Hey I got Santonio's autograph last night,at our Best Buy on the Super Bowl DVD!!!
I understand. My nephew from Nantucket wants me to get USC tickets bad. If you have them it would be tough to turn down. Most marriages end in divorce anyway. Tell her you'll go to the next one.

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