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Lucille: They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.
Buster: [As Franklin] I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!
Here's a few lines from John Caparulo I figured you'd like. :lol:

"I had to give away my dog because my apartment won't let me keep him. I can have a cat though. My buddy was like, "Why don't you get a cat?" .. .. " Why don't I just start kissin' dudes, too?""

"The only reason for a man to have a cat is if he's gay or is a villain."
It's one of the better minor league parks I've been to. Real nice cozy feel. We got standing room only tickets and found plenty of spots to watch the game.

There's a Rooster's on the 3rd floor of the building in left field. We were going to stop in there for a few beers during the game, but we're informed they ran out of suds. Who runs out of beer on opening day in a new ballpark!?
The girls working the booth thought the velocity was a mistake. They actually reset the gun after my first pitch. They said the fastest before that was 67 mph. I guess I don't look like a baseball player anymore. :lol:

I was too boozed up Saturday to feel the discomfort though. Got up Sunday morning to eat some breakfast and experienced some difficulties getting the spoon to my mouth.
Wow, nice velocity. I'm surprised the Tribe didn't sign you to a contract right before you went to the Dr. :lol:

I almost named my Brute "Former Indian" instead of "Wicked Drummer" in your honor. That would have been the insidiest of inside jokes.
The smell comment was directed at Numbers. He can't smell shit. A baby's nostrils just can't handle the Ville's stench at birth. It's the same reason you have to use the special detergent on their clothes.

:banger: Hell yeah, I'll buy the goose! :lol:
So I went to the Clipper's home opener at beautiful new Huntington Park last Saturday. I stopped by the speed pitch booth to see if I still had it.

1st Pitch: 80 mph
2nd Pitch: 83 mph
3rd Pitch: 81 mph

Coincidentally, I have a doctor's appointment today after experiencing some discomfort in my shoulder and elbow.
I was born in Nantucket. I haven't lived here for too long, but I've had enough. :lol:

A Greycocet trip is a must at some point. I still have about 25 left. :cheers:
How can you smell Zanesville? I figured your sense of smell was burnt for good at birth. Huh, learn something new....

I can't believe you've been thirty minutes away and we haven't went out for greycocet! :lol:
I'll be damned. Eh, to be honest...it's not that much different from Newark. I mean...if you take away the interstate drug trade, super skank population, label of "STD Capital of Ohio", stupid "Y" bridge that everyone acts like is a engineering marvel, ugly, dirty town...wait...what was i saying? :p
My dislike of the Ville cannot be stifled. I only wish that I still had the "mix-tape" I recorded of WNCI Morning Zoo songs when I was in like...fifth grade. Living in Zanesville was a classic.
I got an email from a friend this morning pointing out that you were taking shots at Zanesville. I told him there wasn't a lot I could say about it. :slappy:
Hell no. 90% chance of rain tomorrow. Storms, etc. Smaller chance wed, so that's probably out. Maybe not even thursday either. Depends on what stage of the pour they're on tho. May need a day to dry out. More than likely friday or next week. Figures. :lol:

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