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Uh...yeah...this bar at Buckeye Lake..."Scooter's"...used to be a big lake rat bar called "water's edge" or some shit. Cousins and I got a cabin accross the street for the fourth one year...went over to the bar...country Karaoke night. Needless to say...my cousin and I performed the well known country and western ballad "California Love", by those two trubadors, Tupac and Dr. Dre. 
I don't think I've got the stink eye from so many people at one time before or since.
It doesn't matter. They put on an Orange Helmet and they forget how to play football. Or they get injured on the first play of training camp. Or they hold out and get too far behind and never catch up. Or are overrated coming out of college. The list goes on and on. As you can see, my give-a-fuck is at an all-time low with this franchise. I don't usually believe in curses, but if they exist, there is one on the Browns.
Last time I was there, before the time with my brother, they had Karaoke night. Needless to say there was nothing but country music being sung by a bunch of old rednecks. There ain't enough booze in this whole town to deal with that shit. I looked at my brother-in-law and told him to smash a bottle over my head.
And they may have the worst jukebox in the history of jukeboxes. But the drinks are strong and cheap. Quite the dilemma.
And they may have the worst jukebox in the history of jukeboxes. But the drinks are strong and cheap. Quite the dilemma.
I actually don't mind the plastic shot glasses. In my experience they tend to overfill them. Scooter's out at Buckeye Lake and....Captain Jacks in Heath use them. But I'm sure they have actuall shot glasses. When I go to Tony's...they give me "shots" in an..."old fashioned" glass. Like a tumbler. Hefty for sure.
True story...they serve shots there in little plastic cups(Terry's Tavern). After spending some money I talked her into making my brother and I an Irish Car Bomb. It took almost 20 minutes to find an actual shot glass.......at a bar.
You still need to try that Patron/Sprite/Beer/Limeade drink.
Ok look...I'm gonna level with you....
Everyone likes the fucking fruity drinks. It tastes like Kool-Ade...how can you not?! That being said...no MAN should ever order one for himself. THAT being said...if you get a fruity shot for free, fuckin' drink that shit. If you get a fruity drink for free, you are required by man law to chug it, look unimpressed and immediately order a shot of whiskey, tequila, gin, vodka, or something along those lines.
I think I just laid down a man law.
Everyone likes the fucking fruity drinks. It tastes like Kool-Ade...how can you not?! That being said...no MAN should ever order one for himself. THAT being said...if you get a fruity shot for free, fuckin' drink that shit. If you get a fruity drink for free, you are required by man law to chug it, look unimpressed and immediately order a shot of whiskey, tequila, gin, vodka, or something along those lines.
I think I just laid down a man law.
I was at a bar the other night and the bartender was making this fruity shot for these girls at the end of the bar. I asked her what it was and she said she really didn't know, she was just adding a bunch of different stuff. She ended up giving me a free shot with what was left. I just looked at her and said "Am I not supposed to admit I like it?"
My brother-in-law is throwing a birthday party for my sister Friday night. Looking through a drink app on my phone and came across this recipe. It's called Jinx.
Think this sounds good?
20 oz Vodka (Absolut)
30 oz Sprite
10 oz Blueberry schnapps
5 oz Bailey's irish cream
10 oz Grape juice
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Instructions:
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Pour in Bailey's, blueberry scnapps, Irish cream, and then vodka, and then add grape juice, then sprite. Stir.
20 oz Vodka (Absolut)
30 oz Sprite
10 oz Blueberry schnapps
5 oz Bailey's irish cream
10 oz Grape juice
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Instructions:
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Pour in Bailey's, blueberry scnapps, Irish cream, and then vodka, and then add grape juice, then sprite. Stir.
