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  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    Under "place of birth" on his birth certificate it reads "Pangea"...it's also written on some dried animal skin.
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    He remembers life before the ice age.
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    He refuses to call Alaska anything but "The Ol' Land Bridge"
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    He knows what the greatest thing was before sliced bread...
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    I wondered who's autographs those were! When I asked him, he just said "A couple of crazy kids I knew"
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    You gotta give the guy his props tho, who else do you know with Adam and Eves autographs?
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    So old he watches Matlock.
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    So old his age ends with "BC"
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    So old he has to drink formaldehyde cocktails to keep the smell down.
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    So old that if you tell him to act his own age he'll die.
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    So old I slapped his back and his nose fell off.
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    He's got Moses in his high school yearbook!
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    :lol: So old his first fight was with a neanderthal.
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    So old he didn't have a history class in school.
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    He's so old, he's got an autographed copy of the Bible.
  • OCBucksFan
    OCBucksFan left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    Best Buckeye is so old his first drivers test was taken on a Dinosaur.
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on OCBucksFan's profile.
    Best Buckeye is so old his social security number is 1. Best Buckeye is so old when he watches Jurassic Park, it brings back memories.
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on DaytonBuck's profile.
    From new york to cali none’ll fuck with The awkward, you think muhammad ali used to talk shit? Bing! this sure hit alone’ll bury ya And...
  • Gatorubet
    Gatorubet left a message on Sarah Palin's profile.
    I'm sorry, I was just trying to show your church what Hell fire was like. My bad. But seriously....
  • morbitzerker
    morbitzerker left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    Those shits probably got teeth. Fuck that.
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on morbitzerker's profile.
    Well...fuck 'em . Get that thing away from me. Actually, I don't think that thing could tackle my beard.
  • morbitzerker
    morbitzerker left a message on BUCKYLE's profile.
    Lady Vulvarines? :slappy: Fuck 'em all.
  • Monica Lewinski
    Monica Lewinski left a message on William Clinton's profile.
    I'd hit it!
  • Monica Lewinski
    Monica Lewinski left a message on BJ Clinton's profile.
    Hey!
  • BUCKYLE
    BUCKYLE left a message on BIGBLUEHART's profile.
    :rofl: Fucker.
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