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Zach Smith (Official Thread)

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BuckeyeNation27 said:
He's going to get a lot of clicks for shitting on people that Ohio State fans want him to shit on. Then he's going to run out of material that we want.....but he's going to want to keep the attention. How long until he starts spilling dirt we DON'T want the public to know about?
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First he came for the Warriners, then for the Bollmans...
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
He's going to get a lot of clicks for shitting on people that Ohio State fans want him to shit on. Then he's going to run out of material that we want.....but he's going to want to keep the attention. How long until he starts spilling dirt we DON'T want the public to know about?
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starBUCKS said:
I listened to the first minute and he decides to say his biggest shocker is finding President Drake getting a bj from a man after returning from a recruiting trip. Then said it wasn’t true but was making a point about people “telling stories”. That’s all I had patience for.
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I'm sure more than a few people got a half chub on that one only to be left high and dry.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
He's going to get a lot of clicks for shitting on people that Ohio State fans want him to shit on. Then he's going to run out of material that we want.....but he's going to want to keep the attention. How long until he starts spilling dirt we DON'T want the public to know about?
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came here to post exactly this. those osu fans giving him attention now are going to get what they deserve later... to the detriment of the program and the other fans who know better. anyone subscribing or even listening to his podcast will be to blame for what's absolutely going to be aired this summer and especially fall.
 
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Jagdaddy said:
I hate to write it, but does anyone think that the Zach Smith story ends in any way other than him eventually tapping out on being among the living?
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Well unless he’s God, then yeah I think we can all agree. Now, presumably you are suggesting an early “retirement” and unfortunately that seems where this is headed. It would be really great if he had friends who could help him.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
My sources tell me that he's negotiating a deal to be the next edgy, non-political on-air personality on ESPN.

(and by "my sources", I mean that voice in my head that answers when I ask questions like "what is the most moronic, too-ridiculous-to-be-believable, monumentally stupid thing that could happen next in this story?")
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Sadly, that thought actually passed through my head too.
 
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Jagdaddy said:
Yes, "tapping out = choice vs. "checking out" = universal (at least for now) inevitability.
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Mike80 said:
I'm actually kind of surprised it didn't happen last fall after everything blew up.

Maybe once he runs out of material for this podcast and realizes there's nothing left.
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My bet is he goes out David Carradine style.
 
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