You're a buzzkill sitting on a tree

[BuckeyeRyn]

Not me...BB73.
He's a hell of a guy.

to this I'll atest, a helluva gent.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Oh, and Peach... what's up with my money?
I got witnesses honey.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

to this I'll atest, a helluva gent.

Fucker still owes half the rent

 

[Saw31]

My head would've just exploded.
Thank God the gun wasn't loaded...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

My fingers are all greaz-ey
and my words they are all cheez-ey

 

[Taosman]

Roadkill in melting snow
the earth will claim
flowers will grow

 

[BUCKYLE]

Roadkill in melting snow
the earth will claim
flowers will grow

You're no LloydSev.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You're no LloydSev.

Urbis user LloydSev created this 212 word writing on June 06, 2006.

 

[Taosman]

LoydSev
The love machine?
Only in his dream

 

[osugrad21]

Says I, "LloydSev, how many children have thee?"
He replies, "Two I think but it might be three."
"Three?" says I. "Do the DNA tests agree?"
Says Lloyd, "Not sure, just glad I actually got some pu-see."

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You must have lines of two
to do what Lloyd do
Or, if you prefer, think of it as four
you worthless no good whore.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Oh, and Peach... what's up with my money?
I got witnesses honey.

I can't believe you're asking me for money.
Don't you see how Kansas cost me, honey?
But a deal is a deal,
I shall not be a heel.
And the plan surely will turn out funny!


Oh, by the way...
I hope you enjoyed your Great Lakes. Have no fear -
That's the last time I come to your door bearing beer.
:p

 

[Taosman]

LoydSev: "Where is the crime?"
He's a fatha?
Only in his mind!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Still writing your rhymes in fives I see
Never be as smooth as me
Beer at my door?
Try writing in four

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I'm not just defined by political aspirations
Sometimes I get these sexy perspirations
Keep to yourself those judgemental remonstrations
And hold off on those previously scheduled demonstrations
Tell all the nations, especially the haitians
I hear that Lloyd's ex
Likes casual sex
So baby, I'd hit that in multiple administrations