Your top 5 least favorite Wolverines of all time

[Jaxbuck]

OK, seriously


If you really wanted to post something that is indelibly etched into our collective retina; then find a YouTube video of Desmond and boybandboy singing you-know-what, you-know-where. I'm sure it's out there.


As for my own least favorite Wolverweasels:

I'm sorry, but I bear players for TSUN no ill-will whatsoever. And most of the posters on this board are just fine with me. Where people were born and where they grew up and who raised them are accidents of birth. They are not a reflection of the person's intrinsic worth.​

But I could name a lot more than five wolverweasel fans that I've met that the world would be better without.​

The only former TSUN player that I would place in this group would be DH, because of the stunt in The 'Shoe. The Heisman pose meant nothing to me. Singing THAT SONG in THAT PLACE is enough motivation for me to wish for him a fate that I would deem unthinkable for any other person on the planet. I will leave it at that.​

You are a better person than me.

I wouldn't cross the street to piss on a scUM player if he were laying on the other side with his guts on fire.

Fuck Michigan.

 

[Muck]

I wouldn't cross the street to piss on a scUM player if he were laying on the other side with his guts on fire.

I would.

Hell I'd do it even if he wasn't on fire. :)

 

[Steve19]

All of them. I find it impossible to pick just five.

 

[Pheasant]

Great Post, I agree

every single swinging dick one of them

pheAS

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Wow, that looks familiar...

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wow, that looks familiar...

Its like a great painting. It needs to be in a museum, out for public display, not in a private collection.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Its like a great painting. It needs to be in a museum, out for public display, not in a private collection.

Always feel free to link the below image:

 

[MD Buckeye]

1. Hart
2. Woodson
3. Howard
4. Hart
5. Hart

 

[utgrad73]

1. Mike Hart
2. Mike Hart
3. Mike Hart
4. Mike Hart
5. Mike Hart

I think someone mentioned this already. I just happen to dislike him as a person, but I think he's a good player. Kind of the same way I don't like Ray Lewis or T.O. There's something about arrogance and ability coupled with shitty attitudes that turns me off.

 

[osufootball727]

Top 3...no order

Douchebag Desmond
Marlin Jackson
Le0n Mike H4rt

 

[TexasBuck]

Where people were born and where they grew up and who raised them are accidents of birth. They are not a reflection of the person's intrinsic worth.

I had the misfortune of being born in the state up north and kick myself on a daily basis for it. Good to hear this freah angle. Let the healing begin.

 

[MaxBuck]

What a great thread!

1. Desmond Howard





2. Tshiampa-fmjnsanoaklfdpo14%$(*yDOH Biakabatuka
3. Charles ("I stole the great name of Woodson from the finest NFL cornerback ever -- Rod") Woodson
4. Chris Webbbbber
5. Gary the Drunken Dickhead Benedict Arnold Moeller

 

[PogueMahone]

1. Hart
2. Chris Perry
3. Manningham
4. Woodson
5. Navarre

I actually like Braylon, though. Even as a Bengals fan, I think he's been a pretty class act and a hell of a player. None of the above fit either quality.

 

[WoodyWorshiper]

5. Charles Woodson
4. Jim Harbough
3. Tim Biakaba-whatever his fucking name is
2. Mike Hart

1. Desmond Howard - If the damn "Heisman" pose wasn't enough to do it, when that son of a bitching traitor sang his putrid fight song with that fuckwad Nick Lachey ON the 'Shoe before the Texas game in 2005 I swore to myself that I would hate that dickhead for every moment of every day for the rest of my life. It pains me that we were born in the same state. FUCK YOU Desmond.

I'm confused by this post.

ND72, what EXACTLY are your feelings about Desmond Howard?

 

[WoodyWorshiper]

At #1, I'll just say I couldn't have desribed DH better than NastyDogg72 did.

2. Rick Leach. It seemed like this son of a bitch was there for 10 years. His own freshman fuck-up in 1975 not only kept him from beating us as the undefeated #1 team in the country, but also kept him from beating us 4 years in a row. I guess the hate comes from the talent, because with the style of the Big Ten game in the mid-late 1970's, Rick Leach was as good a player as you'd ever want to see.

3. Charles D. Woodson, the "D" being for Douchebag. Another Ohio kid who was the most undeserving Heisman Trophy winner in history, and a dickhead extraordinaire. This guy is the epidomy of the fact that leopards can't change their stripes.

4. Ed Shuttlesworth. Maybe it's because he has the most annoying last name of any person on the planet. He was a good back, not great, but that NAME. Again, an Ohio kid who drifted. His ridiculous name was ressurrected by that scrawny-ass yippie little homey Spike Lee in the Movie "He Got Game."
I mean really, tell me that Spike isn't a closet scUM fan. Who the fuck but a scUM fan would name a character ANYBODY "Shuttlesworth" let alone "Jesus."

5. John Kolesar. Once again, an Ohio kid who drifted, and was able to put the ultimate "dis" on our Buckeyes. The 1988 team ( the first team in a 13 year period of TOSU football that shouldn't count) needed a win against scUM to "make" their miserable season slightly less. A win here would only put them at .500 but would make a real "impression" on what the new coach could hopefully bring to the table. After taking a 31-27 lead with about 2 minutes left in "The Game," Kolesar promptly answered by going 100 yards in about 20 seconds on two plays. The first on his kickoff return and the second on a TD catch. Getting upset when you're the better team sucks. Not winning a game that you had no business winning yet were in a position to win sucks as bad, and this one did.