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YOUR 2016 Cleveland Indians Thread (American League CHAMPS!)

Lousy bums. Tomlin turns back into his pre-2015 pumpkin self, they lose to fucking Detroit 12-2.

Couple things...

- Jesus, Mary and Travolta...McCallister is fucking terrible. It's like watching Jensen Lewis all over again. DFA, plz.
- Yan-O-Meter sitting at a robust .179 following a pinch hit whiff.
 
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Lousy bums. Tomlin turns back into his pre-2015 pumpkin self, they lose to fucking Detroit 12-2.

Couple things...

- Jesus, Mary and Travolta...McCallister is fucking terrible. It's like watching Jensen Lewis all over again. DFA, plz.
- Yan-O-Meter sitting at a robust .179 following a pinch hit whiff.

.179 with a .208 OBP.....absolutely dreadful

Might as well be paying one of us league minimum, we could probably luck into a few hits and walks
 
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Not all heros wear capes....

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He's barely getting on base one out of five trips to the plate. He's an out 80% of the time. It's fucking July. Those are Mike Rouse numbers. Makes me pine for the days of this guy:

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I met Allanson one time before an Indians game, he was a HUGE guy (for a baseball player) and super nice.
 
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Lousy bums. Tomlin turns back into his pre-2015 pumpkin self, they lose to fucking Detroit 12-2.

Couple things...

- Jesus, Mary and Travolta...McCallister is fucking terrible. It's like watching Jensen Lewis all over again. DFA, plz.
- Yan-O-Meter sitting at a robust .179 following a pinch hit whiff.
I want to know how McMoonshot is still even sniffing the bigs. There's no way this guy is any more than a AA vet to ride the bus and tell everyone not to give up on their dreams, because you can be fucking terrible and still realize them.
 
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I met Allanson one time before an Indians game, he was a HUGE guy (for a baseball player) and super nice.
He was abnormally large for a backstop. 6'5 or 6'6, IIRC. Had the power of Alvaro Espinoza, though.

Mike fucking Rouse. Now there is a GPA :slappy:
Fucking Mike Rouse. Held on to a roster spot until August, I believe, in 2007 while sporting a <.120 BA. I cursed his existence everyday.
 
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