YOUR 2016 Cleveland Indians Thread (American League CHAMPS!)

[Jake]

Asking Kluber to go 3-0 as a starter was a lot. 2-1 probably should've been enough. If only Carrasco could've started a couple games....if.

 

[JCOSU86]

This motherfucker is on the offense. Calling them punchless is being generous. Can't buy a clutch hit.

 

[Bucklion]

Yep, LaBron and the boys used up that city's karma for at least the next 50 years

I expect a 3-0 Finals lead and four straight 1 point losses this year

 

[buckeyemania11]

This motherfucker is on the offense. Calling them punchless is being generous. Can't buy a clutch hit.

The little league caliber defense aint helping

 

[LostLassie]

This motherfucker is on the offense. Calling them punchless is being generous. Can't buy a clutch hit.

Remember those Indians teams that used to put up double-digit runs in a single game? As opposed to a 7-game series?

 

[Bucklion]

This motherfucker is on the offense. Calling them punchless is being generous. Can't buy a clutch hit.

Fuckers couldn't hit a Khardashian with an NBA dick

 

[buckeyemania11]

And now Miller cant get anyone out

 

[NFBuck]

Well, thanks for a fun season, Tribe. See ya in '17. Fucking hacks.

 

[exhawg]

Remember those Indians teams that used to put up double-digit runs in a single game? As opposed to a 7-game series?

You mean the 90's? Imagine if one of those teams had these pitchers.

 

[Bucklion]

You mean the 90's? Imagine if one of those teams had these pitchers.

If they had this bullpen they could have been like 135-27

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Malort #2

Warned you guys that I would take a fresh Hendricks against a tired Kluber all day. 4 runs, 6 Hits, 0 strikeouts. Guy is great, but eventually physiology catches up. Let's see if Miller can shut the Cubs down and give your guys a shot at clawing back

 

[Bucklion]

Well, thanks for a fun season, Tribe. See ya in '17. Fucking hacks.

Pitchers and catchers report giving up 3 run homers in February

 

[NFBuck]

Malort #2

Warned you guys that I would take a fresh Hendricks against a tired Kluber all day. 4 runs, 6 Hits, 0 strikeouts. Guy is great, but eventually physiology catches up. Let's see if Miller can shut the Cubs down and give your guys a shot at clawing back

Zero chance. Congrats on your win.

 

[LostLassie]

Well, see you guys back at this thread in about 10-20 years.

Think I'll see what's on Netflix. Oh, look! There's a more cheerful option than watching the Indians game--Netflix has Spotlight.
That's a veritable laugh riot compared to the hot mess on Fox.

 

[Bucklion]

Malort #2

Warned you guys that I would take a fresh Hendricks against a tired Kluber all day. 4 runs, 6 Hits, 0 strikeouts. Guy is great, but eventually physiology catches up. Let's see if Miller can shut the Cubs down and give your guys a shot at clawing back

Give them 300 more innings and they might reach 5 runs