You know your a redneck when.....

[Ginn & Juice]

You walk into the Gentlemen's Club and the Wednesday special is FREE VIP WITH A DEER TAG....

I about shit when I saw this in the bathroom above the shitter on the wall....

 

[tedginn05]

You know your a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

 

[PrincessPeach]

... you don't understand the difference between your and you're.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

you mow your lawn and find a car.

 

[buckeyebri]

You walk into the Gentlemen's Club and the Wednesday special is FREE VIP WITH A DEER TAG....

What were you doing in Michigan and by the way, they are not known as gentlemen's clubs where and when deer tags are allowed.............

 

[MightbeaBuck]

... you don't understand the difference between your and you're.

Is it don't or can't?

 

[stxbuck]

..you know kid's middle name is going to be Wayne before you have any idea what his first name will be-I know a Tennessee fan who really said just that

 

[BuckBackHome]

..you know kid's middle name is going to be Wayne before you have any idea what his first name will be-I know a Tennessee fan who really said just that

You sure he didn't mean to say Ray?

 

[coastalbuck]

Is it don't or can't?

Could be either one, don't would imply that the person just doesn't understand the difference in the two words; can't would indicate that the person was unable to know the difference.

 

[tedginn05]

You know your NOT a redneck when your trying to correct people's spelling and grammar.

 

[BuckeyePride]

You walk into the Gentlemen's Club and the Wednesday special is FREE VIP WITH A DEER TAG....

I about shit when I saw this in the bathroom above the shitter on the wall....

When you post on a thread that says "you know your a redneck when...."

 

[OHfishing]

you climb a water tower with a gallon of paint to defend your sisters honor

 

[tedginn05]

You know your a redneck if...

... you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

... your front porch collapses and five dogs get killed.

... you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

... that billboard that says, “Say no to Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

... you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

... your wife’s hair-do was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

... you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

... you think a Volvo is part of a womans anatomy.

... your Senior Prom had a Daycare.

... you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

 

[jwinslow]

we could use a longer list teddy, and then nobody else would have to post in it

 

[Steve19]

Your toe nails are short because you bite them...

Your brother Darryl and your other brother Darryl seem to be a bit brighter than you