You know there is a pretty good chance there are kittens in here.

[Deety]

I have to post this. Contractual obligation; it's my schtick.

If you want your kids to experience the miracle of birth (or maybe just scare them), there's a good webcam with a mama cat currently in labor. It's Dorothy and the Kittens of Oz!

(Pirate, because we have no flying monkeys)

tinykittens.com/live

(This one is good, too)

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh good lord, don't let Jamies Winston find out about this.

 

[Deety]

No worries. Pretty sure there is a regional IP block for Ped State, too.

 

[Taosman]

Even commies like kittens!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Is it over? I want to let my daughter watch it and explain to her how the tiny zombie kitties are eating their way out of the bigger cat.

 

[Deety]

Is it over? I want to let my daughter watch it and explain to her how the tiny zombie kitties are eating their way out of the bigger cat.

No, the little ones do their chomping soon; right now they are performing in-utero dance numbers between contractions. Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow. Show her that second cam, though. I bet she gets the giggles.

 

[Deety]

Time to scare the children! Looks like mama cat Dorothy is done faking, so the first member of the Litterbox Guild should be representin' in the next 20 minutes or so.

Edit:

 

[Taosman]

You would make a great kitty owner, Deets! I just got mine a Hexbug Mouse Cat Toy! Best cat toy ever!

 

[Taosman]

 

[The KSB]

Looks like the kittens have arrived. Fighting the urge to show my daughters.

 

[Deety]

If anyone checked this out, the kids might enjoy watching Professor Marvel get his bottle, which happens every few hours. He has a cleft lip and nose - not palate, so not too serious, but he can't latch onto mama (though he pretends). Hopefully he'll do okay with kibble in a few weeks.

He has incredible tiny outrages during his feedings, plus tiny blisses when he gets his yum on. It's pretty hilarious and heartwarming.

/turns off the kittens and gets stuff done

/not really