X ... Twitter

[Folanator]

Twitter has oficially crashed. I would tweet that fact...but I can't.

Seriously, how the fuck can twitter crash and burn? Did someone kick out the plug?

 

[jlb1705]

Twitter has oficially crashed. I would tweet that fact...but I can't.

Seriously, how the fuck can twitter crash and burn? Did someone kick out the plug?

Have you really never seen the FAIL WHALE before? It crashes all the damn time.

 

[Folanator]

Have you really never seen the FAIL WHALE before? It crashes all the damn time.

Nope it's my first time, so please be gentle.

 

[Buckeye513]

Nope it's my first time, so please be gentle.

Were you just posting on the Iam Powerless account or are you the same person?

 

[Dryden]

I believe that Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men has caused Twitter to explode.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I believe that Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men has caused Twitter to explode.

I knew Kutcher was good for something.

 

[Mac]

Ron Artest aka Mr. World Peace, said today on Twitter:

"Happy Labor day....Enjoy it"

 

[Mike80]

Ron Artest aka Mr. World Peace, said today on Twitter:

"Happy Labor day....Enjoy it"

Complete idiot. and just think, he's had CHILDREN.

 

[Mac]

He ended up deleting the tweet saying he got confused.

He then said "I never knew the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day"

 

[OHSportsFan]

Ron Artest aka Mr. World Peace, said today on Twitter:

"Happy Labor day....Enjoy it"

Had a buddy tweet back "Merry Christmas!"

 

[Mac]

Gizmodo tweeted this story today. A young boy with a new unknown genetic disease. So sad.

The story is a long read

http://gizmodo.com/5914305/hunting-down-my-sons-killer

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Suggestions as to who to follow:
KimJongNumberUn @KimJongNumberUn
"URGENT ANYONE HAVE EMAIL ADDRESS FOR SPACEX NEED HELP LAUNCHING ROCKET CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE KTHXBYE"

Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
"The ads for eHarmony would be more effective if the people in them looked like they had ever had sex even once."

Kelly Oxford @kellyoxford
"Everyone in this restaurant is ugly, I should get a discount."

Daily howls will be in order

 

[Buckeye513]

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

A guy going off on Mark May and his twitter.

http://www.delanysdozen.com/march/in-something-new-mark-may-is-a-joke.html

If posted before..well don't read it.