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WR Cris Carter (All B1G, All-American, 8x Pro Bowler, 3x All Pro, NFL HOF)

Baddest dude I ever met in person in my life. I met Jerry Lucas at the Rosedale Summer leagues back in the early 90's when I was playing a lot of basketball, and that was incredible. I met Arnold Swartzenegger when I was bodybuilding in 1998 at the Arnold Classic in Columbus- also fantastic considering the entire event.
But. Knowing Cris Carter as a Middletown alum and seeing what he can do both on the basketball court and the football field...... unforgettable. Best hands in the history of football in the U.S. and I don't feel like I'm stretching that one single bit.

Put Chris Carter on those 49er teams with Montana/Young or with Aikman and those Cowboy teams. Yes, gotta give Jerry Rice every thing he deserves. Give Chris Carter the QBs Jerry Rice had, and...well, I don't know.
 
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No wonder the crew is so large, we're up to:
-the platonic female friend to pick up girls for the night
-the weed roller
-the fall guy (thanks, Cris)
-and a white guy to talk to the cops when the shit goes down (thanks, Chappelle)

Now I know why so many athletes go broke, don't you feel sorry for them?
 
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I don't know what's more revealing about NFL culture: Carter giving this speech or the NFL having the video up on their website for over a year and only removing it after the media shitstorm hit the fan. If that's the advice they feel free to share publicly, I shudder to think what's given on the down low.
 
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Fall guy
Weed rolling guy
Coke/Roofie carrying guy
White guy to talk to the cops guy
Escalade warming up guy
New sneaker and iphone standing in line to acquire guy

Pretty soon, we're talking about real money. No wonder, they all go broke.
 
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