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Would You Trade Your OSU-UM Ticket For Sex?

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Would you trade your Ohio State - Michigan football

  • Yes.

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • Depends on who is offering the sex.

    Votes: 16 40.0%

  • Depends on the teams W/L records.

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • No Way.

    Votes: 20 50.0%
  • Total voters
    40
  • Poll closed .
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Its painfully obvious that the answer to this question is "Depends on who is offering the sex".

If its Natalie Portman or Emma Watson, done. Here are the tickets.

If its Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, or Janet Reno, I'll be in the Shoe.

Actually, I'll be in the 'Shoe either way, because I get in for free, but the bimbo doesn't need to know that...
 
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I can be had....

If the alternative to the game is a big screen TV, a gorgeous partner for pregame activities, she is quiet during the game, we practice script ohio and dot the I at halftime, celebrate the game after and she shakes her pompoms again. I am guessing that I can be had. :oh::io:
 
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Nacho's, the ramp entrance, and sex..

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quality, time frame, repeat visits, environment, and number of women would be the primary negotiating points. sex as i deem appropriate over an acceptable time frame determined by me with the type of women i would require in exchange for a tOSU vrs. scum ticket is something i would be open to. and afterwards, ill just buy another ticket to the game :wink:.
 
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Of course the "True-Buckeye" answer to the question is "no way", but the reality is that if Jessica Alba was available for the tickets, and other tickets were for sale on stubhub/craigslist/e-bay for a few hundred bucks each; the net effect of buying other tickets in exchange for sex with Jessica Alba would overwhelmingly shift the votes in favor if "depends on who is offering the sex".
 
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Keep the tickets, find a hot OSU co-ed at the game, watch football, have sex with hot OSU co-ed.

The last two stages of the plan can be switched if I am willing/lucky enough to find a discreet place to perform before the game.
 
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