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Would You Trade Your OSU-UM Ticket For Sex?

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Would you trade your Ohio State - Michigan football

  • Yes.

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • Depends on who is offering the sex.

    Votes: 16 40.0%

  • Depends on the teams W/L records.

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • No Way.

    Votes: 20 50.0%
  • Total voters
    40
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ScriptOhio

ScriptOhio

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Interesting article in the M-Zone:

Blow jobs for Buckeye tickets?

Maybe.

According to an evolutionary psychologist at the Univeristy of Michigan, exchanging valuable items for sex isn't just for johns and prostitutes. In fact, scientists who study these things say there is no clear line between gift-giving and prostitution.

In his paper published in this month's issue of the journal Evolutionary Psychology (what do you mean you don't subscribe?), U-M's Daniel Kruger interviewed 475 college students and found that 27 percent of the men and 14 percent of the women reported trying to trade something to get sex. "Sometimes it was money, sometimes it was funding voice lessons, and sometimes it was giving tickets to the Ohio State versus Michigan game," he said. "There's a black market for those tickets - they're quite sought after."



Michigan-Ohio State...or sex?

Hmm.

Hmmmmm.

Now, let me just go on record as saying I love sex. A lot. But upon further review, I really can't think of a potential sexual situation not involving Charlize Theron and Evangeline Lilly -- with Stacy Keibler video taping it -- that would ever make me even consider giving up my Michigan-Ohio State tickets.

And even faced with the above hypothetical, it would depend on the team records and what was at stake. Undefeated and the BCS berth on the line as was the case in '06? Sorry, Charlize. I'll be dodging donuts and sitting amongst 98,000 scarlet and grey-clad profanity-spewing truckers as I cheer on the Wolverines.

Then again, if the '08 season turns out to be a bad as I think it could be, come November I just might be open to trading my tix to any drunk Tri Delt for a hand job and some post-climax cuddling.


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Article: College Football Forum: Michigan-Ohio State tickets can get you laid

Comment: You have to love the last paragraph of the article. :biggrin:

Which brings up the question: (Assuming that you have a ticket) Would you trade your Ohio State - Michigan football ticket for sex?

1) Yes.

2) Depends on who is offering the sex.

3) Depends on the teams W/L records.

4) No Way.
 
If the sex is with someone worth giving up a ticket for, it will certainly be a short, uncomfortable, and most unsatisfying affair that's only benefit will be to have said you have done it.

I would rather say that I went to the OSU/UM game and avoid the embarrassment of a poor showing in the sack.
 
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Sex is something that can be found easily (if you disagree, look at Craigslist).

You can't really find the Game any day of the week. I'm going to the game, no questions asked. :biggrin:















Alba and Biel together could make me think about it.
 
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Stupid University of Michigan study. The dependent variables should differ enough to allow conclusions to be drawn.

Whether a TSUN fan goes to The Game or trades his tickets for sex, either way, he's getting screwed. So, where's the difference in the dependent variable?

Dumb shits!
 
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I'm throwing a big party for The Game, inviting my buddies, drinking beer and chowing down while watching another Bucks win, then going out to celebrate and spend the rest of the evening bragging about the menage a trois I had the night before with Elizabeth Hurley and Terri Hatcher. :pimp:

Otherwise, I'll be at The Game.
 
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