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DaytonBuck;1381337; said:
You're engaged and your grand rules are as follows:

1. No way you attend BCS Title game against LSU in New Orleans with your friends. Only way you go is with your fiancee who didn't go to OSU and doesn't even know the knicknames of the teams involved.

2. Bachelor party involves not leaving CBus (where you live) and engagement is broken is if you travel on a male only trip to Asia or Vegas with Daytonbuck. Strippers are strictly prohibited and not friend's girlfriend/wife females

3. You can make no trip longer than a days drive without your fiance

4. Any gathering of your friends in an unapproved location is strictlly off limits (High School, College or otherwise) outside of a pre fiance approved location

5. Trips not involving the fiancee aren't prohbited in words but actions
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As I'm reading this I gather that this is a friend and not you. Buy him some new Nike sprinter shoes and a starting block.
 
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LoKyBuckeye;1381415; said:
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Look up on the wall baby, and hand me down my shootin' iron...

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DaytonBuck;1381337; said:
2. Bachelor party involves not leaving CBus (where you live) and engagement is broken is if you travel on a male only trip to Asia or Vegas with Daytonbuck. Strippers are strictly prohibited and not friend's girlfriend/wife females
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What if they are non-lactating strippers?
 
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I have to revist this thread to make one final simple point. It's gonna be direct and might offend - but it needs to be said.


The person who is dictating these rules better be the best fucking piece of ass in the world. Pam Anderson's tits on Ann Hathaway's body. She better have curves for fucking miles and be a fucking velociraptor in the sack.
 
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DaytonBuck;1381576; said:
This is a person, that an outsidr could conclude hated freedom
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So you're saying that she can't write an intelligible thought, in complete-sentence form, to save her life?

I'd say you guys already have quite a lot in common... :p
 
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