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Zurp

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I have misplaced my pants.
Here's a good one:
Would you rather drink an 8-ounce cup of piss or let someone poop on your leg? And it's cheating to be wearing pants while someone shits on your leg - it has to be your bare leg.
 
Thump said:
Does it count if SIMV wears his capris while being shit on?
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Wear what you want. The shit has to touch skin. I guess it doesn't have to be leg skin, either. I think I chose that because I'd rather the shit be on my leg than anywhere else.

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Also, is it a chick or guy doing the shitting?
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It's a guy. The biggest, fattest, hairiest dude you can think of. And he's been saving this shit up for a few days, just in case you choose. it.
 
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osugrad21 said:
Has he consumed any corn or peanuts in the past few days?
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You guys are thinking about this way more than I would. Just shit on my leg and then I'll go shower and wash it off. The piss would be gross. You can't really wash the urine out. You can cover it with beer or whatever, but I think it would probably always be there.

But to answer your question, the dude has been eating nothing but corn and peanuts and asparagus for the past week, and he's had nothing but cheap crappy beer (Iron City, maybe?) in that time, so his shit is nice and sloppy. He hasn't shit for 4 days, so there's a lot to deal with.
 
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I used to show cattle and got cow shit on me all the time so I don't think it would be that big of a deal.

Here's another one, would you give Pres. Bush oral on National television for a million dollars?

Discuss.
 
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