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Worst Movie Ever

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Manos, the Hands of Fate.

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Back about 10 years ago, some friends of ours heartily recommended Much Ado About Nothing.

I can say without a doubt that this is one piece of crap that lived up to it's title in spades. We didn't even finish it...it bored us to tears, made no sense, and though I like Denzel Washington, I'm sorry...Negroes and Shakespearian settings do not a mix make.
 
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Where is Charlie's Angels on the list? The second one was the worst movie ever by far. My fiance just watched The Last Kiss and said it was horrible. The Breakup was all time bad and I gave up on Bewitched halfway through.
 
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Here is 2 hours of my life I will never get back.

The Wicker Man






This has to be the worse of all-time.....

A bunch of creepy fucking women pissed over a bad harvest of honey burn some clown for their God....and it is set on a remote island in America and in today's time.
 
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Here is a brilliant strategy for making a movie:

Copy the popular genre of the day. However, don't just copy a formula that is widely successful, but copy a formula that is popular only with a very narrow audience, and do it poorly. Then, use that vehicle to target a different audience. For example, take a pretentious art house Merchant-Ivory script or costume period piece c. 1992, dumb down the script for a popcorn munching American audience, and don't cast any Brits who are obscenely talented like Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh, or Anthony Hopkins, but rather bring some big name A list American stars on board instead. For good measure, hand the entire project over to a director whose entire career has been spent making TV shows that haven't lasted past their pilot.

Richard Gere and Jodie Foster in a costume period-piece/dramatic romantic mystery/whodunit would make a spectacularly unwatchable trainwreck of a movie, and that movie was titled Sommersby.
 
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