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Bucktastic
Troy Smith for HEISMAN
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Dont eat the Yellow Snow.
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Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Dont eat the Yellow Snow.
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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
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A bird in the hand...makes blowing your nose difficult.
Don't lost your integrity, don't lose sight of who you are...most importantly, don't lose your keys.
Don't lost your integrity, don't lose sight of who you are...most importantly, don't lose your keys.
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Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
Yahoo Pickem Champ
Former Game Champion
'18 BPCFFB II Champ
'18 Keeper League Champ
Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
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keeponrisin
"You show me a good loser & I'll show you a loser"
I might not hit bottom, but I'll play hell on the the sides
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
A broken clock is correct twice a day.
Just because the other guy is wrong, doesn't mean you are right.
Drink water from your own cistern,
running water from your own well.
Should your springs overflow in the streets,
your streams of water in the public squares?
Let them be yours alone, never to be shared with strangers.
May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be captivated by her love.
Why be captivated, my son, by an adulteress?
Why embrace the bosom of another man's wife? (Proverbs 5:15-20)
Just because the other guy is wrong, doesn't mean you are right.
Drink water from your own cistern,
running water from your own well.
Should your springs overflow in the streets,
your streams of water in the public squares?
Let them be yours alone, never to be shared with strangers.
May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be captivated by her love.
Why be captivated, my son, by an adulteress?
Why embrace the bosom of another man's wife? (Proverbs 5:15-20)
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Because all I have to do is pay half of BKB's bills....
If he's charging us both half, we'll need to re-negotiate!!
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scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
If he's charging us both half, we'll need to re-negotiate!!
This is true.....thirds maybe
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