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DEBuckeye

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
That'll teach 'em....

Seriously, though, this is REALLY f**ked up.

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports
Associated Press

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
 
DEBuckeye said:
Women - take note!!
Duly noted...

1) Sports > Cuddling

2) Marrying a psychopath < Smart


DEBuckeye said:
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
This guy has a way with words, doesn't he?
 
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JT baptizing Weird Al under the misters in the produce department of the Giant Eagle = Funny

Someone getting ripped off by a ticket broker named "Barney Rubble" = Funny

Can'tCallIt openly admitting to listening to White Snake = Funny

Christopher Offord getting sodomized by three well endowed prisoners before he's executed = Funny

Killing your woman for any reason = Not Funny


While it might make me a homo I've never had a problem with cuddling. :biggrin:
 
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I did say it was not right I don't condone this in anyway and the guy should be sentenced to death. But after reading this I couldn't help but to laugh at the sheer stupidity of the reason for him to murder her. We've all heard reasons for people to murder their spouses but this has to take the cake for the stupidest reason.
 
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